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Date Posted: Sun, Nov 09 2003, 22:56:39
Author: Marvin
Subject: My shot at an opening line of a MS LOTR fanfic
In reply to: The Sofa Of Death 's message, "Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!" on Sat, Nov 08 2003, 11:33:24

Damned nice one, Sofa. "Legalouse" was my favorite.

Inspired me to make my own, at least...

*ahem*

1nc upon a tiem therwe was a girl at shcool named Arileienteareth!!!!1 (A/N: it took me a lg ogn tiem to maek this anem so u had betear liek it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
she had yellow haior!!! and blue eywes!!! and white skin!!!!! and brown eyebrowS!!!!!!!! and a green dress!!!!!!! and three braclets!!!! THE FIERST WAS BROWN!! THE SECOND WAS GREEN!!!! AND THE THIRD WAS GOLD!!!! SHE WAR A DRAGON BREACALATE!!! IT WAS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SHE ENTERWEED HIS NEABRY PORTAL AND WENT TO THE MIDDLE-EARTH!!1

Legoakalas came by and siad, "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG she is teh cuteswet ever!!"

THEY MET!!! ANS THEN THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (A/N: I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU, EPRVERTS!!!!)

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Ow. Ow. OW. OW.

ARRRRGH! *runs off screaming*

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