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• My apologies that my flamer(s) followed me here -- Spiletta42, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 13:26:01
  • Gotta love 'em contests -- LbN, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 17:21:50
  • Re: My apologies that my flamer(s) followed me here -- JAL, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:01:02
    • DONT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING WHORE LIER SHE IS A BAD WRITER AND A BITCH AND STUPID UGLY SHITFACE COW -- THE REAL WRITER WITH ACTUAL FANS, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:32:13
      • Fuck off, "Real writer with actual fans." We're getting sick of you and your cunt-lapping buddies coming here and fucking up our board. Why don't you go choke on the cock of that cow you people keep on mentioning. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:52:32
      • Until your bile showed up here, I didn't give a damn. Now, I think you're an insecure fuckass with an attitude (and a poor writer to boot), and still don't have much of an opinion about her. (NT) -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 13:59:14
        • FUCK YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH ANNEROSE AND STOP CHANGING NAMES (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:02:28
    • FUCKWHORE SPILETTA ISNT SORRY DONT BELEIVE HER SHE PUTS POOPIE IN HER VARGINA -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 22:41:40
  
  
  
• Spiletta emailed me and called me a loser! (NT) -- KJ, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:04:03
  • So get over it. I get mail from people I've CCed all the time, but do I go around trying to kill their reps. or calling them and their friends (and people they don't know) cunts (NT) -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:20:23
  • With good cause! (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:31:11
  • THAT MAKES SPILETTA THE LOSER DOESNT IT!!!! GO KJ!!! (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:20:45
    • Thanks for the support. That really means something to me. Well get thru this together. (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:52:45
      • Two split personalities are better than one, eh? Bwahahahah! (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:56:48
        • STICK YOUR FUCKING DILDO IN YOUR EYE FUCKWHORE BIGOT ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 22:35:47
  
  
  
• Authentic steaming pile of poo -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:18:45
  • Not me! - Troll Impersonation! -- AC - the Real One, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:22:08
    • Re: Not me! - Troll Impersonation! LIER WAS TO -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:26:24
      • We all know I can spell - unlike you. -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:50:00
        • YOU LIKE TO BE FUCKED IN THE EYE BY MIDGETS -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:55:28
          • Oh, do we have to stop baiting trolls? This one's hilarious! -- Violet1211, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:09:25
          • *gasp* How did you know?! I thought I was the only one! *sob* So . . . this is what it sounds like . . . when doves cry! (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:40:18
            • FUCK YOU DEAR NOONE THINKS YOU ARE FUNNY WHORE BITCH ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:07:34
              • Alright! Now *I'm* Anne Rose too! WHOOHOO! *dances* Eat your heart out, Captain Elfie-chan! Or Eggman. Or Anne Rose . . . ack! I'm so CONFUSED! (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:12:04
                • Haha! Now I have confused you all and I shall take over the WORLD! -- Captain Elfie-chan, Eggman, AND Anne Rose!, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:47:05
                  • Re: Haha! Now I have confused you all and I shall take over the WORLD! -- TripRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 21:49:14
              • I do, I do!! (NT) -- Annerose- I mean, Scarecrow, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:29:18
  • SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:51:11
    • Are the voices in your head bothering you? (NT) -- rachel, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:01:15
    • DANGER. DANGER. EXCLAMATION POINT ALLOCATION REACHING CRITICAL MASS. ABORT. ABORT. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:30:27
  
  
  
• Troll Toll: It's like shooting fish in a barrel! -- The one and only Real Gloria who might be Anne Rose., Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:21:29
  • Tyval? Didn't she write the Little Mermaid Fic? (NT) -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:27:06
  • Re: Troll Toll: It's like shooting fish in a barrel! -- Violet1211, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:53:16
    • ACK! SHI AGAIN! -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:00:02
    • This one keeps coming up like a bad penny. -- Knight Random, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:33:43
  • Re: Troll Toll: It's like shooting fish in a barrel! -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:12:06
    • It's lord of the rings without the lords. Or rings. (NT) -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:14:18
      • Re: It's lord of the rings without the lords. Or rings. -- JAnneLRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:26:53
        • Re: It's lord of the rings without the lords. Or rings. -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:29:30
          • Re: It's lord of the rings without the lords. Or rings. -- JAnneLRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:33:08
            • Don't forget gratuitous child abuse! -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:39:25
              • *sporks roseshark's eyes for her* (NT) -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:43:08
                • Jeeze, you go to work/school come back and the entire board becomes Anne Rose. Well I want to be Anne too! -- AnneSnorkleRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:47:24
                  • Welcome to the Bouquet of the Rose. You too can be a part of the Anne Collection! -- Vanne Rosa, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 21:05:35
              • Re: Don't forget gratuitous child abuse! -- JAnneLRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:44:46
                • Hell, it gave me wood.* -- King Doom, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:54:41
                  • Teak? Ebony? Mahogany? "Are you possessed by demons?" (NT) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:56:43
              • Fish. Barrel. 12-gauge. You know the drill. -- Morgan Anne Lucretia Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 18:17:32
                • For some reason insanity is common in F&TF. -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 21:19:53
  
  
  
• Heads Up -- The Site Guru, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:24:46
  • One more thing -almost forgot -- The Site Guru, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:29:49
    • Don't think so, actually -- Flamin' June, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:40:12
      • FUCK YOU ANNEROSE STOP USING FAKE NAMES WE KNOW IT IS YOU WHORE BITCH FUCKER -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:44:08
        • *falls over laughing* -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:50:29
        • Caloo callay oh fabjious day! My life is complete. I have, for the first time in in my short but happy posting career, been accused of being someone else (NT) -- Flamin' June, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:08:22
    • That was a rather unconvincing impersonation. The quality of trollery has really gone down lately. -- The Site Guru, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:46:02
      • FUCK YOU WHORE BITCH ANNE ROSE AND FUCKING LOSER SPILETTA USE YOUR OWN MAMES (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:49:28
      • That's ok Real Site Guru. Took me about 2 seconds to realize it wasn't you. I laughed my ass off. *Pulls out her can of 'Troll Be Gone' and starts spraying wildly.* (NT) -- Gloria, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:50:26
      • That was actually a reasonable idea, though. I think I liked the fake guru better. (n/t) -- Knight Random, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 10:18:54
        • Oops. I didn't realize which one was real and which one was fake. Thanks for instituting the time limit, Guru, it also kept me from double posting. :) -- Knight Random, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:46:01
  • It's a good thing we know you as the "site guru"... -- Black Pearl, mumbling over the retardation of trolls, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:35:18
  • Re: Heads Up -- Gloria, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:36:51
  • Thanks, O Great One! -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:47:55
    • THE REAL ANNEROSE YOU MEAN ASSWHIPE -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:52:45
    • Re: Thanks, O Great One! -- The Site Guru, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 9:40:12
      • Re: Thanks, O Great One! -- AC, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:07:27
        • Re: Thanks, O Great One! -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:31:18
  • Re: Heads Up -- Vanessa, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:19:45
  • Thank you, ma'am! -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:00:27
  • God bless you. (NT) -- Otik, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:04:46
  • Re: Heads Up -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:46:41
  • Re: Heads Up -- Wandering Namek, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 5:38:02
    • Re: Heads Up -- The Site Guru, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 9:26:31
      • Re: Heads Up -- Wandering Namek, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 20:38:15
  
  
  
• Now I'm confused.... -- Dark Mime, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:03:35
  • Not at all surprised -- Flamin' June, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:13:26
  • Re: Now I'm confused.... -- Snorkle, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:15:35
  
  
  
• More summaries that hate you! -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:53:25
  
  
• the story behind the spiletta posts -- KJ, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:29:45
  • Geez, you're so stuck on this it's unbelievable -- LbN, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:43:45
    • FUCK YOU LIER EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT ANNEROSE, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:47:08
      • Lier? What is a Lier? -- hokeypokey, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:12:40
        • Lier is a place in Norway, where I live -- Miss Cam, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:21:26
          • It's also a french verb... -- Tripathy, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:49:10
            • Re: It's also a french verb... -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:41:51
              • Re: It's also a french verb... -- Tripathy, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:36:39
    • Spiletta said I cheated to win VBA and AnneRose stole my stories. I will not rest until I recieve justice. -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:45:43
      • Justice? Okie-dokie! I'll call up Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and the Martian Manhunter for you. The Flash will cost extra. (NT) -- ohsolurid, who's really starting to enjoy taunting this loony., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:22:13
        • There ain't no justice. There's just us. (NT) -- Doc Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:50:06
  • Just what sort of idiot do you have to be to bring *your* fanfic to the attention of this board, anyhow? (NT) -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:51:27
    • My fic is the best in Voyager and if you read it you would know that. That is why I win all the good contests and Spiletta loses. Spiletta only wins when her stupid freinds make up reasons to disqualify my fic. (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:48:28
      • <sarcasm>Ooh, and SO modest! Pardon me, your highness, while I bow and simper before your literary splendor! </sarcasm> (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:25:44
  • I doubt anyone here really gives a flying fuck about the history of some flame war that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOARD. -- Vanessa, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:26:45
  • Big deal. Get lost. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:24:59
  
  
  
• A message for the "FUCK YOU SPILLETA" troll, at the risk of sounding as incoherent as yourself . . . -- Tired of you, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 20:12:56
  • What a filthy mouth you have Anne Rose! Do you lick Spiletta's cunt with that mouth!!! (NT) -- You know who now fuck off!, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 23:09:14
  • I did something to your mother with _this_ mouth... -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 1:19:15
    • FUCK YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH ANNEROSE AND STOP CHANGING NAMES -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:16:16
      • Ah, I see _I'm_ Anne Rose now. Anne Rose is male, six feet tall, and has facial hair now? (NT) -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:27:48
        • She also has a fangirl canon and a disturbingly high tolerance for badfic. You go, girl. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:35:50
          • (bass, butch voice) As if, girlfriend! (NT) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:26:51
  
  
  
• If you beat her all the time then why the hell are you complaining? Beat it, trolls. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:35:32
  • the stupid bimbo tells people I cheat and posted here first thats why (NT) -- Winner, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:01:43
    • Well that's between you and the author. If you have a problem with this person, you take it up with her. Don't drag this board into it. This place is for discussion. We aren't here to cater to people who have vendettas against other authors. We aren't your attack dogs. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:06:29
      • I thought you people liked to make fun of bad fic and I gave you a hole page of it so why are you mean to me (NT) -- Winner, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:09:49
        • you should make fun of this fic it is bad (NT) -- person with tastes, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:13:55
          • What 'tastes' do you have? Bitter? Sour? (NT) -- Rachel, who is curious about your handle., Wed, Nov 12 2003, 1:30:08
            • Rotten eggs? Soiled diapers? Summertime Roadkill? Hey, she sounds like your run-of-the-mill fangirl, so her tastes couldn't possibly be as good as that selection. :P (NT) -- ohsolurid, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:23:37
      • New kid wants to know who Emma is. Someone do tell, and Winner were not here for you to take out your anger. And don't call us "You people" you make us sound like we're from space. (NT) -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:12:47
        • Well why don't you post the URL of some of your stuff? If you won, drop it. You have proof you're better. I haven't been here long but I've been through some of the archives and don't see any messages bashing an author. We pick apart the fiction not the author. (NT) -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:18:40
          • my friend said she said I cheated and put my url here and got her friends to say I cheated (NT) -- Winner, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:28:08
            • Right. She calls you a cheater and lies about you, and even as you call her a stupid bimbo, you still call her a FRIEND. What is this, fucking high school? -- Moonshadow, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:55:44
              • Re: What is this, **** high school? -- Anne Rose, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 23:48:48
        • About "emma." -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 17:38:53
          • Another saga? I wonder who's writing the book? The mysterious heavens above or some guy with Word Pad named Bob who's lurked in on this place for years. I have a special little mind. *very special* (NT) -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 18:07:17
          • Wasn't there something like. . . -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:45:44
            • You are correct, ma'am. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:11:03
            • Yes on all counts -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:17:07
    • Your reaction (and lack of grammatical skills in associated posts) is only providing further evidence in her favor . . . (NT) -- JAL, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 20:45:36
  
  
  
• Well - like the losing story better not surprisingly and here's why -- LbN, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:10:56
  • You dont know anything about how good erotica is supposed to be written! (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:30:52
    • Bwa ha ha ha, Your Hustler ized version of female sexuality bores me to death. Aphrodisiacs, bah! get some neuroleptica instead - trust me you'd benefit. from it -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:39:39
    • Bwa ha ha ha,. Your Barbara Cartlanderized version of female sexuality bores me to death. Aphrodisiacs, bah! get some neuroleptica instead - trust me you'd benefit. from it -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:41:04
    • Bwa ha ha ha,. Your Barbara Cartlanderized version of female sexuality bores me to death. Aphrodisiacs, bah! Get some neuroleptica instead - trust me, you'd benefit. from it -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:42:08
      • This board has gone nut, everytime I edit it posts? (NT) -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:44:35
      • you dont know what you are talking about have YOU ever won VBA? -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:56:52
  
  
  
• Troll Toll: "The Little Mermaid," from the bowels of the abyss...I mean, Greyarchive. -- Asp, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:51:37
  • Arrgh! Nooooo! Damn you, Asp! Give my eyes and brain back their virginity! -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:36:50
    • Brings up a good question: where are a mermaid's reproductive organs? I mean, they've got *fish tails!* Do they reproduce like fish? (NT) -- Trista, going crazy, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:19:12
      • Piers Anthony -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:42:04
        • Darn it! Now I'm going to sit around thinking about that when I should be sleeping. :P (NT) -- Trista, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:29:04
          • That's not a belly button! (NT) -- Disturbed, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:36:55
      • Please, that was a question I didn't need to consider. Are mermaid babies like dolphin calves (swim & milk or die)? (NT) -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:34:56
    • I hereby declare ohsolurid's eyes and brain born-again virgins. Amen. -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:40:11
  • Speaking of bowels... (NT) -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:11:56
  • *stares* Shock, pure shock (NT) -- Lurkkie, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:14:40
  • Ouch ouch ouch. -- Anne X. Lurker, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:09:39
  
  
  
• SPILETTA IS A FUCK TURD ANNEROSE IS A WHORE BITCH SQUIRRELLY IS A FUCKHEAD DAKOTA IS A CUNTLICKER KIM IS A COCKSUCKER (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:01:06
  • And you're an ALL CAPS flamer with one malfunctioning brain cell and no intelligence within that brain cell, troll. (NT) -- Vanessa, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:35:12
    • I AM NOT A FLAMER FUCKING WHORE BITCH ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 12:57:07
      • Every multiple post of yours has followed the same dull theme. You + ALL CAPS crap = FLAMER. Simple, just like you. (NT) -- Vanessa, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:05:57
    • Typical AnneRose calling people names. What can you expect? (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:36:04
      • Ah I see. My birth certificate states my name is Vanessa, but apparently you know better... -- Vanessa, not Anne Rose., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:11:19
  
  
  
• Re: Wow thats alot of stinky fic -- person with tastes, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:22:56
  • You sound like a sore winner, and by the way the message above was posted like three minutes after the first. I'm thinking it's from the same person (NT) -- Snorkle, who doesn't read much V, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:35:01
    • Me too. I think the troll's just trying to goad us. For all we know the he/she it may not even KNOW the author, and there might not have even BEEN a contest in the first place. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:39:08
      • Don't these people have anything better to do than mess with us and put OT threads up? (NT) -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:43:20
        • Nope. The best thing to do is to ignore them, or get as savvy to them as you can. Someone tried this before (anyone here remember "emma?") and it backfired on them. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 16:56:54
    • Anne Rose put my url on fandom wank!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of childish garbage is that???? (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:00:11
  
  
  
• Troll Toll: Cheap & Easy GAFF . . . X-Files -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:18:54
  • On the topic of X-Files and baby fics -- LbN, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:06:19
    • Re: On the topic of X-Files and baby fics -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:26:33
      • Too late *pulls hair* -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:56:43
  
  
  
• Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . . -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:35:13
  • Isn't he supposed to grab his *own* crotch? -- Tilly, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:47:32
  • Those are called 'tabloids'... -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:48:07
    • Yay! I managed to squick Heywood! -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:54:52
      • Yay? Do you know how depraved something has to be to do that? -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:37:45
  • Re: Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . . -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:23:56
  • There's no way in hell I'm reading that story.... -- Black Pearl, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 10:29:02
  
  
  
• Something to take your mind off the trolls - Really bad chatfic -- Anne Rose, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 0:16:49
  • What's going on? Oh. What's going on? Oh. What? What?. . . (NT) -- shadeshark, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 11:15:12
    • Re: What's going on? Oh. What's going on? Oh. What? What?. . . -- Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:41:42
    • Newfie Screech... sounds interesting. -- Knight Random, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:44:08
      • To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! (NT) -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 14:29:50
  
  
  
• FUCKING BITCH SPILETTA IS IN ANOTHER CONTEST DONT VOTE FOR HER (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:24:07
  • I'm curious; are you the KJ that used to hang out on the MST3K AOL board? (NT) -- rachel, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:43:38
  
  
  
• Are fics that are deliberately bad Godawful or not? -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:41:49
  • Meh. That was lame, even if it was intentional. -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:55:18
  • That just sucked. -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:03:24
  • Re: Are fics that are deliberately bad Godawful or not? -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:42:26
  
  
  
• Troll Troll: Final fnatasy 9 and Phantom of the Opera badfic. And a good one. -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:36:34
  • Re: Troll Troll: Final fnatasy 9 and Phantom of the Opera badfic. And a good one. -- Lurkkie, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:38:18
  
  
  
• If I have said it once, I will say it again... -- (Not Work Safe), Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:08:27
  • See it must be bad fic all my friends agree!!!! http://pub38.bravenet.com/forum/show.php?usernum=3188696352&cp= -- Winner, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 3:21:43
    • Oh, well, that must make it true, then! Yeah, right. :P (NT) -- Trista, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 11:38:02
    • Wow, so your sorry ass can troll another board. Whoopie for you, asswipe. (NT) -- Heywood, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 13:49:53
    • WHO *CARES* ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?! -- ohsolurid, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 18:29:16
      • FUCK YOU ANNEROSE WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK WHOREBITCH ANNEROSE -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:18:07
  
  
  
• Important Notice -- Board Manager, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:41:47
  • You are beyond pathetic..troll. -- Black Pear, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:46:18
    • Re: You are beyond pathetic..troll - borderline psychotic perhaps? (NT) -- LbN *sighing deeply*, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:56:21
  • Troll, again. Of course. Because they're allowed to roam at will here, because trolls deserve just as much free speech as the rest of us, no matter how much crap they spread or how often they do it. (NT) -- Ghost (obviously pissed off, and not just at the trolls), Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:48:10
    • FUCKING ANNEROSE BELEIVES IN CENCORSHIP BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE BITCH CUNTFACE COCKSUCKER WHORE BITCH (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:12:06
  
  
  
• SPILETTA IS A FUCKING WHORE AND SO IS ANNEROSE AND SO IS ANYONE WHO IS FREINDS WITH THEM -- NOT A LOSER LIKE SPILETTA, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:34:39
  • Re: SPILETTA IS A FUCKING WHORE AND SO IS ANNEROSE AND SO IS ANYONE WHO IS FREINDS WITH THEM -- NOT A LOSER LIKE SPILETTA, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:35:42
    • Hey, what am I, chopped liver? I feel so left out! (NT) -- Squirrelly, a friend of Spiletta's, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 20:19:45
      • Ah, but you're a *friend* of Spiletta's, not a FREIND! (NT) -- A Solitary Jawa, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 23:17:46
  • Thanks for sharing....now get lost! (NT) -- Black Pearl, grumpy as hell, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:16:40
    • FUCK YOU ANNEROSE YOU KNOW YOU AND SPILETTA FUCK DOGS (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:09:06
  
  
  
• FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA -- FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA FUCK YOU SPILETTA, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:39:26
  • Okay, this is a troll with ZERO intelligence who's just copying and pasting to bash a poster here. Can we get this one deleted? There's no _way_ this could remotely qualify as "speech" or anything else. (NT) -- Heywood, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:45:59
    • Re: Sounds like a fervent wish to me ;).Displacement ir reaction forming... hmmm (NT) -- LbN gone psychoanalytic, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 10:54:50
  • Wow, what a demonstration of intelligence. Or not . . . you're really trying to convince us all that you're stupider than your writing abilities alone make you appear, aren't you? (NT) -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:08:27
    • IM SMARTER THEN YOU FUCKING RETARD WHORE BITCH ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 13:05:17
  
  
  
• please don't pick on Spiletta any more she is a very sick and disturbed girl and I don't want to have to increase her medication (NT) -- Spiletta's Mommy, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:33:46
  • Now look stupid troll you upset my poor aging mother. (NT) -- Spiletta, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:36:58
  • Replace "Spiletta" with "moron psychopath troll". (NT) -- Marvin, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:39:22
  • This isn't Spiletta... -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:00:31
    • YOU DO SO POST HERE YOU STUPID LIER WHORE BITCH FUCKING CRAPSACK SPILETTA -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:06:06
  • SPILETTA IS SICK SHE PUTS POOPIE IN HER VAGINA (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 12:59:58
  
  
  
• The Addams Family. People slash The Addams Family -- Asp, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 0:44:30
  • No, damnit. No. I don't accept this reality. Stop it. -- Tilly, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 1:05:44
    • Re: No, damnit. No. I don't accept this reality. Stop it. -- King Krypton, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 1:11:18
      • Re: No, damnit. No. I don't accept this reality. Stop it. -- Tilly, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 1:24:36
        • Re: No, damnit. No. I don't accept this reality. Stop it. -- King Krypton, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:24:04
          • Re: No, damnit. No. I don't accept this reality. Stop it. -- Tilly, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 10:17:40
    • On sacred childhood memories, does anyone remember ... -- Jane T, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:13:19
  • Actually, I find it less hard to visualize in this fandom than in others... (NT) -- Heywood, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 1:32:06
  • ...I should have learnt, shouldn't I? But oh no...I had to go Googling for more... -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:23:46
  • Re: The Addams Family. People slash The Addams Family -- Jane T, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:45:27
    • Re: The Addams Family. People slash The Addams Family -- Asp, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:02:51
      • Re: The Addams Family. People slash The Addams Family -- jane T, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:34:22
    • That was. . . odd. -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 12:27:57
  
  
  
• Troll Toll: You'll hate me. Believe me you will. -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:09:55
  • I hate you. ...whimper... (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:51:29
  • "Whore-talk?" Eh. Do those lesson cost extra? -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:21:48
    • Now you've given me nightmares of Pygmalion, whore-talk... -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:09:11
      • "I ated the purple ones!" -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:14:41
  • Whore - Talk? I wonder that sounds like when crossed with Valspeak....hmmm.... (NT) -- Black Pearl, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:14:10
  
  
  
• OT: Saruman cut from ROTK -- Kirjava, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 8:50:22
  • Thanks for putting a spoiler in the title, you selfish prick. -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 10:33:59
    • Why? Haven't you read the goddamn books, you rude jackass? (NT) -- Kaltia, back briefly from a hard disk failure and annoyed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:00:48
      • Please accept my apologies. I didn't realize you had such all encompassing comprehension problems. -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:23:03
        • And who the hell are you to call somebody a "fucktard" just because they criticise your behaviour? The original poster might have been in the wrong putting the spoiler info in the heading, but you're not exactly endearing yourself to anybody here by insulting our regulars...oh, and one more thing: Try using a proper handle, we might have a bit more time for you then. Cocksucker. -- Doc Filth, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:40:21
          • Let's see. "Jackass," "Fucktard," "Cocksucker." Pot, kettle, black. -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:54:55
            • The fact that you don't have the balls to use a regular posting name leads me to think you're not a regular. The only people here who call themselves "lurker" generally tend to be dumb-ass trolls. And it was YOU who used "fucktard" first.(NT) -- Doc Filth (see, that's a regular handle), Fri, Nov 14 2003, 8:40:31
        • Now why would you say a thing like that? -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 12:54:13
          • Re: Now why would you say a thing like that? -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 13:15:23
            • Look Pissed.... -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:17:43
              • Re: Look Pissed.... -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:46:16
                • Re: Look Pissed.... -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:52:25
                  • No you don't. You look stupid. -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:11:24
                • You want 'logical rejoinder'? OK -- funnypeculier, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:52:02
              • Hmm, that's "too far". As if this idiot knows the difference.... (NT) -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:04:01
            • Re: Now why would you say a thing like that? -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:01:43
              • Re: Now why would you say a thing like that? -- Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:54:05
                • Hey, Pissed: Get OVER it, already! -- Nimbrethil, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:08:04
    • Dear Pissed: How do you function in life, you poor thing? That "spoiler" was all over the newspapers today, cited on TV, and headlined online. Poor thing-- you must live in isolation. (NT) -- Laughing @ Pissed, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:40:28
    • So, I take it you've been hiding under the bed all this time... -- Kirjava, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 4:09:52
  
  
  
• Has any of this been reported over on fandomwank? (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 4:51:45
  • Now that I've actually looked at the story behind this, I know that I read about it somewhere, at some point. I think it was already posted to fandom_wank . . . (NT) -- JAL, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:19:28
    • Just curious: What's fandom_wank? (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:29:39
      • Check it out: -- Rachel, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 5:04:23
  
  
  
• OT: This is the most disturbing thing I have found in my entire life. Worse than Celebrian... -- Rabid Weasel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:18:15
  • What the? Am I spazzing out, or did it erase my text? -- Rabid Weasel squicked at : http://www.rotten.com/, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:21:51
    • Ahh, the memories - best left buried. -- Vanessa, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:29:44
    • Yikes -- Scarecrow, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 4:31:18
  • Been there before and I don't care to go back...I tend to remember the outlandish sex scenes and the dead rotting body. (NT) -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:27:34
  
  
  
• Re: Whiny Losers -- Futurian, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:54:58
  • WANKERS -- WOOP! I POOPED!, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 1:57:43
  
  
  
• Wow, "lier" is indeed a word. -- Trista, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 16:32:48
  • "in concealment." We're hiding, we're all hiding here, the troll was right after all! -- Sheryl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:55:08
  
  
  
• FF.net netspeak stories and some badfic to stay on-topic -- AC, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 21:19:26
  • Re: FF.net netspeak stories and some badfic to stay on-topic -- Wandering Namek, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 21:40:44
  • Re: FF.net netspeak stories and some badfic to stay on-topic -- Gloria, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 3:58:38
  • Well, -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:33:34
  
  
  
• I have contacted my attorney regarding copyright violations and he assures me that this site will be shut down today. (NT) -- KJ, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 14:50:54
  • Oooh, I'm shaking in my combat boots....get a hobby, troll. (NT) -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:00:03
  • Legal bullshit. -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:52:53
  • This isn't KJ... -- Squirrelly, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:48:18
  • *checks watch* OMG! Only four hours left here on the East Coast! Everybody grab your back-up disks! (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:20:24
  
  
  
• SPILETTA FUCKS DOGS ANNEROSE FUCKS DOGS SQUIRRELLY FUCKS DOGS DAKOTA FUCKS DOGS KIM FUCKS DOGS (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:04:25
  • Troll...thought I'd point it out (NT) -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:06:54
    • FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK YOU ANNEROSE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 15:22:45
      • Tourette's syndrome? (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:49:35
        • BALL HAIR! BALL HAIR! BALL HAIR! (NT) -- ohsolurid, who's seen "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" one time too many, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:14:44
  
  
  
• Troll Toll: Bad Bad Bad Buffy/Harry Potter Crossover -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:04:31
  • Oh, her again. She warps canon like this all the time and drive me crazy. (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:24:37
  • Re: Troll Toll: Bad Bad Bad Buffy/Harry Potter Crossover -- Sheryl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:03:36
  
  
  
• So, what sorts of biological impossibilities have you heard lately? -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 3:40:38
  • The bit about the perv having sex with the harpsichord comes to mind. (NT) -- Spiletta42, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 4:15:55
  • Dinosaurs with dicks. (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 5:07:22
  • Two dinosaur dicks in one poor helpless victim's rectum, and if I hear that "her intestance was pushed up into her stomache" one more time I'll just...erk (NT) -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 9:15:00
  • TDM's amazing necro/pedo/oral/coitus/bestiality all-in-one scene comes to mind... -- ReaderIIF, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 9:15:39
  • About anything in the dreaded Celebrian (NT) -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:54:06
  • Re: So, what sorts of biological impossibilities have you heard lately? -- Architeuthis, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:18:23
  • Just remembering that Inuyasha/Naraku lactation slashfic. *shudder* -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:14:31
    • Ah, the good old sex-changing roofies -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:36:28
      • Found the link. "“Something is missing here, my nasty girl.” -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:16:41
        • You took the words right out of my mouth . . . -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:35:47
  
  
  
• Evil is just the deceived disguised -- Johnny Wizard, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 15:40:31
  • Hey, look! Johnny's writing poetry! Isn't it nice when the badfic comes to us? (NT) -- Asp, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 16:55:09
  • *hugs Johnny, the only halfway-coherent troll on the board anymore* (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 0:41:07
    • Arrgh, that's like soiling yourself. Lesser vermin is still vermin! (NT) -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 2:26:33
      • True, but at least *this* vermin doesn't overstay its welcome. Roaches *usually* scatter when you flick on the lights. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:24:16
  
  
  
• Troll Troll: Three offerings from the Video Games section of the GreyArchive. -- Vanessa - not work safe., Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:05:07
  
  
• Booze, I need lots and lots of booze. Jurassic Park porn and none of it has two humans! -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:19:22
  • AAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies of trauma* -- Wandering Namek, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:23:57
  • *goes into corner and weeps quietly* (NT) -- ohsolurid, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:26:32
  • *Rocks back and forth with eyes closed* It's not there if I can't see it. It's not there if I can't see it. (NT) -- Snorkle, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 21:30:51
  • Well, *someone* doesn't know anything about non-mammalian physiology. -- someone who knows way too much about this kind of thing, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:01:24
    • Re: Well, *someone* doesn't know anything about non-mammalian physiology. -- Architeuthis, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:05:07
  • I have a cunning plan -- Flamin' June, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:18:56
    • Re: I have a cunning plan -- Gloria, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 23:07:53
  • Ah, I see said author has a history... -- Heywood, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:51:03
    • I want to thank this board... -- A Solitary Jawa, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 18:36:57
      • Snorkle is very sorry her trip into the grey archive has caused so many the pain of reading bad dino porn... but I did warn you or rather copied and pasted part or the author's warning. (NT) -- Snorkle, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 18:45:09
        • Snorkle would also like to say sorry for her typo. *should read over things more* (NT) -- Snorkle, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 18:50:53
        • Sorry? Come on! You killed one regular and wounded several others. You just met the final requirements for being an official GAFFer! Badges for you! *gives Snorkle badge* (NT) -- ohsolurid, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:47:34
          • Thanks ohsolurid. *shows badge to anyone who will look* (NT) -- Snorkle, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 21:35:06
  • Re: Booze, I need lots and lots of booze. Jurassic Park porn and none of it has two humans! -- Schpinkle, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 19:30:51
  
  
  
• Re: Whiny Losers, Addendum -- Futurian, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:58:10