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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 0:51:03
Author: Tripathy
Subject: It does exist, unfortunately.
In reply to: Architeuthis 's message, "Probably." on Mon, Nov 10 2003, 20:19:39

I know I've seen a site posted here before, but I can't remember which one. This isn't the same one, but here it is just for proof: <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.tfrid.com/fanfics/adult.html">http://www.tfrid.com/fanfics/adult.html</a> .

I clicked on a couple just to make sure about the content, and found that most of the backgrounds made the fics really hard to read (luckily). However, check out this quote from "Just a Few Drinks", by Jade:

<i>Optimus reached over and pulled her face to his in a lusty kiss. Her tongue darted in and out of his mouth, teasing him until he trailed his kisses down her neck. He began caressing her sleek, curvy waist as his tongue and teeth ravaged her neck and shoulders. She continued to stroke his fat, hard rod with one hand while her other ran over his stomach and chest.

Optimus pulled her hand off of his aroused manhood and made her caress his buttocks, which pleased Eclipse because she always though that, besides Perceptor, Optimus had the finest Autobot ass she had ever seen!</i>

Er...riiiight.

G1 TFs like Optimus Prime didn't have tongues and teeth, but I won't quibble over details like that when apparently he seems to have an "aroused manhood" as well. Robots, people! These are <i>robots</i>! *sigh* Poor Optimus. Poor, poor Optimus.

BTW, Archi, that BW opening line of yours was truly... *retch* Good job. ^_^


--Tripathy

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