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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:08:27
Author: (Not Work Safe)
Subject: If I have said it once, I will say it again...

Wow, a troll that's not one of our regulars. This should be interesting...

>LOOK AT ALL THE BAD FIC.

Let me guess. Did you get a bad review, you little punkass piece of shit? Do you want us all to whine, whimper, and sob for you because you are one stupid bastard and you didn't get glowing, witless praise? Mind if I set your ass on fire?
Just going by your post, you're either fucking brain-damaged or have the fucking IQ of a goddamned infant, not mutually exclusive, you fuckhead. Let me put that in a form you can understand. "GO DO THE WORLD A FUCKING FAVOR AND SHOVE A 6X6 UNPLANED WOODEN POST UP YOUR ASS UNTIL IT SEES DAYLIGHT AND THEN TWIST IT, YOU SHITHOLE." THERE, IS THAT ENOUGH CAPITAL LETTERS FOR YOU, YOU CUM-GUZZLING WHORE?! OR WOULD IT HELP TO MAKE IT MORE FAMILIAR IF I WAITED FOR YOU TO START FUCKING THE DOG AGAIN?
I note that you and your posse of cum-gargling gutter-sluts provide no way of us verifying who you are, or any form of backing yourself up. But it's not like we'd take you fucking seriously anyway. That would involve a functioning brain cell. Perhaps if you had stopped cramming the dope up through your nose with your own sorry cock, you might have one left. Too bad. See kids, this is where dope and whoring will get you. I should hold this fuckwit up as a fucking PSA.
Are you happy, you moronic little shit-sucking sonofabitch? Did you get your rocks off by stumbling into a forum and blindly banging at the fucking keyboard with your sorryass shrivelled genitals, or did you get the idea when Cellmate Bruno bent your jive ass over and slammed that shit up in one go?

>WHY DO PEOPLE WRITE BAD FIC.

Well, I would figure that you would be able to answer that for us, you sharp-object-felching jizzwipe. The same reason that ignorant little fuckwads like you JUMP ONTO A BOARD AND DECIDE TO WHIP IT OUT AND PISS ALL OVER BECAUSE THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE YOU'RE GOOD AT PLUS YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY SUCKING OFF TWO BIG DOPE-FIENDS WHILE TAKING TWO MORE UP THE ASS, ONE IN EACH NOSTRIL, ONE IN EACH EAR, AND STROKING TWO IN EACH HAND. What's the matter, run out of orifices and had to create a few new ones? Or did that happen when you just stripped naked, threw yourself down on the fucking streetcorner, broken glass and all, and begged the world to fuck you senseless , jizz all over your face, and send the picture to Hustler for the "World's Biggest Manwhores" contest?

> DO THEY NOT KNOW THEY ARE STUPID COWS.

Well, I would figure that you'd have experience with cows, seems to how you can't seem to shut your asshole. What's the matter, did that bull ride you too hard? Did it make your drug-induced hemorrhoids worse, you sick fuck? Or was it when you tried to suck off every living thing in existence and one of them didn't take too kindly to a goddamn drug-addicted street-trash turd-licking cock-smoking sack of shit trying to whore himself out for cigarettes? Oh wait, you mean that's not your asshole, that shit's your mouth? Oh well, your face, your ass, what's the fucking difference? Shut your prison-bitch mouth.

>SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD WRITING AND CUT OFF

Your dick, you miserable little jizz-lapping whore. God knows we don't want any more of you around, I mean, hell, the fucking Vegas hooker industry is already feeling the pinch of your population boom. Give it up, the world can only stand so much whoring and screwing.
Or perhaps it should be your head. The other one. I can think of plenty of creative ways. You could "accidentally" stumble in front of a bus, for instance. That shit would be a real fucking mess, but then again, there would be plenty of decent, hard-working citizens in society who would be more than happy to piss on your corpse, set the remains on fire, and then let the seagulls peck and shit all over your charred, urine-soaked corpse. Hell, let's get everybody in on this. Can you feel it now? I hope so.

I am NOT your tool, you sack of shit, nor is the rest of this board. I will _not_ dance to your tune, I'd shove my foot up your ass first, but I don't want to get what you've got. The sooner you realize that, the better.

>HER HANDS

What, lemme guess, you have some sort of delusion that this person's out to beat you and because of this you'll never get into Guinness for "Most hand and blowjobs for street-drugs given in twenty-four hours"? Got news for you, you're safe on that one, you cock-smoking horse-fucking ignorant crackwhore. I hope the spirochetes, bacteria, and viruses you're teeming with decide one day to rise up in unison and self-immolate, taking you with them. But I don't think I have several hundred trillion medals of honor.

>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the matter, get your prick stuck in the keys? Did you jizz all over it while drooling over infant-rape? Or did Cellmates Bubba and Bruno just bend you over the prison computer again?

In summary: Eat shit and die, you smegma-gobbling monkey-rimmer. And watch your cornhole, I think I hear Bruno coming...

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