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OT Since we're all Anne Rose, lets define. -- Vanessa *insane cackle*, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:00:22
- Uh oh. I, Anne Rose, am talking to myself. (NT) -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:02:44
  - Oh dear. Isn't bipolar disorder a wonderful thing? (NT) -- Doc Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:05:41
    - go ahead, smack me, but that's not BPD. . . -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:13:05
      - I stand corrected. Obviously, I'm just a quack(NT) -- Doc Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:17:04
    - If you've got it, does that mean we've got it, as extensions of each other? (NT) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:13:23
      - Rosewood's cute. I shall call her Mini-Me. (NT) -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:15:40
        Mini-you? ^_^ (NT) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:24:19
        Ah, finished! Time for troll-hunting! -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:57:46
        Hah! Does that come with a complementary bag of asphyxiating fairy dust? (NT) -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:14:11
      - Hey (SPOILERS) for anyone who hasn't seen "Fight Club"... -- Doc Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:21:56
  - Wha? -- King Anne Rose Doom, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:39:05
    - CAT! -- Captain Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:36:46
- Heh heh heh. -- Anne Rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:05:47
  - Oh good, because if we, Anne Rose, disagreed with our self, that would make us schizophrenic, we... er, I think... (NT) -- VanneRosa, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:15:22
    - Don't make our brains hurt! Wait, if I have a drink, does that mean we all feel it, or that the happy feeling is spread out and I feel less of it? (NT) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:31:51
      - We're already schitzophrenic. -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:35:39
        So would that be my own voice I hear in my head? -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:44:34
        Dunno, it might be mine. I'm so confused! -- TripRose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 21:41:01
        No, no, _we're_ confused! -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 0:59:37
        You're right! I mean, _we're_ right! -- TripRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:05:00
        Re: You're right! I mean, _we're_ right! -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:58:13
        Re: You're right! I mean, _we're_ right! -- TripRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:55:20
- This Anne Rose is feeling the urge to pick that fucking winning fic apart, piece by piece. Would be interesting to see that last braincell blow. (NT) -- Anne LbN Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:15:53
  - If it's crap, we should. I can't read the stellar haikus anymore. *snif* (NT) -- roseshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:18:37
    - It isn't good, that's for sure. Didn't bother to pinpoint the crap-degree of it because after the first few paragraph and all the banalities I just skimmed through it. Dullfic. (NT) -- Anne LbN Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:27:39
- Jumping on the band wagon. -- King Anne Rose Doom, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:33:45
  - I think we're all having WAY too much fun on this board today. (NT) -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:40:43
    - We're all going to have to meld into one cohesive monster to battle the next ficbeast. -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:43:31
      - A GAFF gestalt being. What a disturbing image...OK, what body part does anyone want to be? Bags I the spleen (NT) -- Doc Anne Rose, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:47:17
        Can I be the liver? (NT) -- One of Anne Rose's Many split personalities named Gloria. Appologies to the real 'Anne Rose'!, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 16:10:15
        Dibs on being the bellybutton! (NT) -- Anne Waiter, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:41:56
        Ooh! Can I be its third stomach? (NT) -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:59:54
        Bags I the chest size - The Anne Rose merge would be female, right? I think I'll bag the third nipple too! (NT) -- VanneRosa, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:03:04
        I will be the left kidney. I also nominate Kyse Safe and Johnny Wizard to be the armpits. (n/t) (NT) -- Knight of the Rose? (if I got accused of being Anne Rose and Black Pearl, I would be the Knight of the Black Rose), Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:40:08
        Re: A GAFF gestalt being. What a disturbing image...OK, what body part does anyone want to be? Bags I the spleen -- King Krypton, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:28:24
      - WE ARE THE GAFF. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. (NT) -- ANNE ROSE., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:59:25
      - (bags claws) -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:05:25
        OH GOD! IT'S SEASON THREE OF "24" ALL OVER AGAIN! -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:09:35
        (blinks) Huh? Not a viewer of said show. (NT) -- Rosewood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 22:22:30
      - We are the Anne called Rose. Trolls will suffer extreme killer hayfever. *strikes Sailor Moon pose and screams 'Pollen Power!!!'* (NT) -- VanneRosa, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:36:16
        Er. I do believe there's enough evidence of psychological trauma here that reading too much GAFF can be documented as a serious health risk. (NT) -- Moonshadow, wondering whether everyone needs a good stiff drink or a trip to a padded cell., Sat, Nov 15 2003, 13:05:50
        My vote's for the stiff drink. *nods solemnly* (NT) -- Captain Elfie-chan, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 4:02:19
Anne Rose put my url on fandom wank!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of childish garbage is that???? (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:01:20
- Oh shut up you cry baby. What the hell do *you* know about childish? (NT) -- Black Pearl (who is NOT Anne Rose for the last fucking time), wishing this nut would get a clue, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:10:03
- Forget the url, I'd like to nail your ass right up there (NT) -- LbN *starting to enjoy pestering the psycho*, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:12:38
  - ILL STAPLE YOUR ASS CHEEKS CLOSED FUCKHEAD (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:37:20
    - I bet you find sexual pleasure in such nasty things. I guess that's the most I should ever expect from an uneducated little brat who doesn't even have the brainpower to lay off the caps lock key. Grow up already. (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:58:44
      - YOU LET YOUR DOG FUCK YOUR NOSTRILS (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:08:36
        *ROFL* Is that the best you've got? Come on! (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:18:46
        YOU SUCK YOUR DOGS COCK AND STICK YOUR TONGUE IN HIS ASS HOLE AND EAT HIS POOP (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:00:36
        Please, stop publicizing what you do to your pets in private. *He says while dialing the animal cops to report animal cruelty* (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:01:46
    - Now that, dearie, is a direct threat - a federal offence. Should I sue? Let me think about that, but be aware that the men in suits might be coming your way to serve you an indictment. (NT) -- Anne LbN Rose *having way too much fun*, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:26:15
  - Yes, schizoid lunatics CAN be fun, can't they? (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:17:27
    - I've been trying to be good, but I'm getting sucked in too. :( (NT) -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:59:10
- Which "Anne Rose"? There are about a dozen of us now, I think. :P (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:15:05
- This is the sound of one sockpuppet fapping. Fapfapfap... (NT) -- rachel, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:17:33
- Could only happen to one of sub-human intelligence, the sort of moron who if its brain was compared to that of a mosquito, it would be insulting to the mosquito. An idiot like YOU. (NT) -- Vanessa, waving her passport as proof of identity., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:17:39
- You know, I still can't figure out whether this is a skillful troll or a really psycho crazie. The "everybody-is-Anne-Rose" theory of the Internet is usually only held by n00bs or those that never find a clue. (NT) -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:32:39
  - Anne Rose is the crazy one and only she and her stupid spy Spiletta would disagree!!!! (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:35:36
    - Okay, skillful troll. No half-way intelligent adult (or teenager) could think this way and survive in life. Must find new troll toll . . . (NT) -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:40:02
      - fu dear obviously everyone loves me or else how would I win all the contests? (NT) -- KJ, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:50:59
        Screwing the judge? Of course the judge in this case is probably yourself, which just breaks all kinds of taboos, doesn't it? :P (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:59:12
        Just Say No To Clone Sex -- *sprinkles troll food and runs*, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 18:20:46
        you dont know good fic because that fic has won awards -- KJ, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:42:56
        Bwa ha ha - that must be the ultimate pseudo self-inserition -- Anne LbN Rose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:16:02
        Re: Just Say No To Clone Sex -- Rosewood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:27:24
        Re: Just Say No To Clone Sex -- Squirrelly, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 20:54:16
        Re: Just Say No To Clone Sex -- Anne Rose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:25:11
        Re: Just Say No To Clone Sex -- Squirrelly, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:38:36
        Re: Just Say No To Clone Sex -- Anne Rose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:04:18
        Wait, back up a minute. Did you say Janeway gets raped by the PLANT in her office?? Is that kink for people who found bestiality too tame? (NT) -- Also Anne Rose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:25:23
        Re: Wait, back up a minute. Did you say Janeway gets raped by the PLANT in her office?? Is that kink for people who found bestiality too tame? -- Anne Rose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:55:25
        Yup, sex with a plant. Pages and pages of it. -- Anne Rose, who else posts here?, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:13:41
        Reams and reams? ^_~ -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:23:51
        You missed the point -- Anne Rose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:39:13
        Huh? I think you have me confused with one of the other Anne Roses around here (NT) -- Rosewood, also known as Heywood, not Squirelly, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:54:45
        Re: Huh? I think you have me confused with one of the other Anne Roses around here -- Annie de la Rosie, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:43:25
  - This one is a guaranteed sicko, no troll is this persistent but a schizoid in fullblown psychosis might keep this up for weeks. This one needs a massive dose of Haloperidol. (NT) -- LbN, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:59:02
    - I'll get the elephant gun. (NT) -- anne rohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:31:28
      - The usual maximum IM dose is 5 mg, but just to be safe I'll put another 10 or 15 in the dart. (NT) -- T.E.O.W., gleefully filling the syringe, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:47:11
        I think you dropped a zero there... (NT) -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:51:51
        Hey, the darts only hold so much! So be a dear and run out to the nearest large-animal vet, and see if you can get a few 100+cc syringes. Thanks. (NT) -- T.E.O.W., Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:34:45
        Found one! -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:49:50
- I mixed up the first two posts and read "Anne Rose put my baby on fandom wank!!!!!!!!!!" Heh. (NT) -- Catseye, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:08:23
  - Dude...that sounds like a tabloid headline. -- Captain Elfie-chan...I don't think Anne Rose is "me." *grins*, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:42:31
    - IS TO FUCKING LIER ANNEROSE FUCKING WHORE BITCH -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 22:53:48
      - oh, THAT'S nice. So much for being so concerned about what your grandbabies read, eh? (NT) -- AnneLFRose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:58:12
      - ANNEROSE I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MY OUTBURSTS GOOGOOGAAGAA BABY WANT BIB -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 20:58:17
Just something to take your mind off the trolls... -- I'd rather not incase you all hate it., Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:19:05
- Eeeegah! I'd rather think about the trolls. *shudders* (NT) -- rachel, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 13:31:28
- Feedback -- Rubyfire, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 20:11:55
"Enterprise" howlers -- AnneRosesEvilTwin, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:10:53
- That's nothing. (er, this is probably not work safe.) -- shadeshark, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:49:47
  - But... where would you put the pencil?! o_O (NT) -- Rosewood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:38:52
  - *I* was just worried about the cork (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:29:26
- Confused... -- Shy Lurker, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 7:07:11
  - tsk tsk -- Gloria, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 17:32:38
    - Awww, thanks! (NT) -- Shy Lurker, the now-enlightened one, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 19:53:07
- Re: "Enterprise" howlers -- WaroftheAnneRoses, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:43:47
About the trolls, hmm, I think Fry said it best... -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 13:43:00
- LOL, yes Fry finally got something right (NT) -- Snorkle, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 14:10:07
Hello, I'm Geraldo Wong. Are YOU involved in a message board flame war? I'll make sure you come out the winner. Now accepting Paypal. (NT) -- Geraldo Wong, Esq., Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:45:28
- Can you spoof an already fake message board attorney? (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose "The right middle finger", Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:48:24
- Do you do personal injury? Will you fight for me? -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:21:49
  - Yeah, I'd like to sue the person resposible for this Godawful Non-Fiction . . . -- Violet1211, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:33:08
    - I'm sueing Wong for hurting my poor brain with his mad CAPS LOCKING. (NT) -- shadeshark, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:56:06
- that wasn't really posted by Geraldo Wong (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:35:20
  - Nah, that's the real Wong. (The other one was just imitating.) (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:07:28
    - Will the real Geraldo Wong please stand up? (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:08:37
      - Damn, you beat me to it! *bap* Ruin my fun... *grumble* (NT) -- Tripathy, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:10:59
      - The right Wong, not the wrong Wong, right? (NT) -- rachel, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:58:52
        Two trailer-park Wongs go 'round the outside? (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:02:21
        It's okay. We're all Geraldo Wong here. Or maybe we're just all the same person who is somebody else in disguise and claiming to be Geraldo Wong. (NT) -- keminet, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:54:35
        Two Wongs don't make a right. -- The Site Guru, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:24:13
        But two Wrights made an airplane. -- Architeuthis, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:29:35
Oh good grief. QUOTE: "Author's Note: Angel Lee's description comes from my own appearance, but she is not me. All except her hair comes directly from my appearance. Please do not try to place this story in the series. It is like the movies, an AU. (Alternate Universe) Now enough of my ramblings and on with the fic." -- |, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:49:15
- If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck... -- TZA, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:49:12
- No, no! Please let her ramble for eternity and NOT POST THAT FIC AAAAH MY BRAIN MY BRAIN! (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:13:23
- Not to mention a very unrealistic portrayal of newly-acquired blindness. -- Wandering Namek, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:09:00
  - Oops. -- Wandering Namek, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 12:19:34
ME AND KJ ARE BUDDIES! -- NOT A HAVEN WHORE, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:48:56
- Fuck Buddies! -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 11:46:03
It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 18:13:37
- This is more fun than a front page full of troll posts. Bump. (NT) -- T.E.O.W., Sat, Nov 15 2003, 13:33:28
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Eli-kun, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 16:16:08
- once upon a time NOT A HAVEN LOSER walked into an active lava tube and was never seen again and all the mary sues rejoiced while the author wrote a complete run on sentence without punctuation the end (NT) -- Newbie, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:26:08
  - That wsa th best storie evre!!!11! (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:32:22
  - AHAHAHAHAHA! -- Wandering Namek, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:37:56
  - Ur storys rok! rite mor! (NT) -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:25:55
  - wRIT mroe!!!!!!!!1 u rok!~! ^_^ (NT) -- Marvin, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 4:37:18
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Black Pearl, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 19:15:23
  - Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Morgan Lucretia, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 21:17:11
    - Ooh, fun! -- Aubrey, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 23:29:47
      - *cracks knuckles* -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 14:22:53
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Snokle, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 22:23:03
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 22:55:40
  - Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- snorkle, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 23:51:12
- Okay. . . -- Wandering Namek, Thu, Nov 06 2003, 23:51:06
  - Huh, you know what, I swear I've seen something like that before. -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 1:04:48
    - More like I pulled it from my butt. *chuckles* I just wanted to something really stupid and gross. (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 19:12:46
- Ooh! Ooh! Let me try! -- T.E.O.W., Fri, Nov 07 2003, 1:45:12
  - But honeybun - you spell far too well -- LbN, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 14:00:50
  - Re: Ooh! Ooh! Let me try! -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 2:18:53
  - That hurt. That hurt sooooooo bad . . . (NT) -- ohsolurid, showering the squick away, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 16:49:05
- Here's another little ditty, inspired by overexposure to "Eye of Argon" . . . -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 19:32:35
- You asked for it! -- Shy Lurker of the ominous looks, Fri, Nov 07 2003, 20:33:34
  - Re: You asked for it! -- Squirrelly, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 7:06:09
    - Re: You asked for it! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 11:15:39
    - Re: You asked for it! -- Shy Lurker, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:11:09
  - <I>summary-my 1st fafic! plz revue! if u want da hamstar! i luv revuiews!</I> -- Heywood, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:29:39
    - Whoops, perhaps if HTML didn't eat my angle brackets and thus the rest of the line of text... read this one instead -- Heywood, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 17:33:30
      - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (NT) -- Squirrelly, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 18:12:16
      - That's disturbing. I can picture it on fanfiction.net right now. (NT) -- Dr. Rho., Sat, Nov 08 2003, 18:21:14
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Anne Rose, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 6:36:02
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- The Sofa Of Death, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 11:33:24
  - Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 15:29:35
  - My shot at an opening line of a MS LOTR fanfic -- Marvin, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 22:56:39
    - *Picks self off the ground* It was horrible, but so damn funny. YOU EPRVERT! (NT) -- Snorkle, Sun, Nov 09 2003, 23:15:42
- Oooh! My turn! My turn! *jumps up and down like a shrieking fangirl* -- Catseye, Sat, Nov 08 2003, 19:25:53
  - X-Files find religion? -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 11:25:39
- Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game! -- Architeuthis, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 3:48:21
  - Transformers porn? HAHAHAHA! Does that even exist? *goes to see, because she's a masochist* (NT) -- ohsolurid, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 18:25:33
    - Probably. -- Architeuthis, Mon, Nov 10 2003, 20:19:39
      - It does exist, unfortunately. -- Tripathy, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 0:51:03
        Glad you liked it. -- Architeuthis, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 2:58:25
        Re: Glad you liked it. -- dub, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 5:32:46
        Re: Glad you liked it. -- vb, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 5:34:00
        The last two messages are trolls, "vb" and "dub". (NT) -- Heywood, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 15:41:27
- Hmmm... a crossover? -- Cyndy, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 11:35:47
Again, I would like to apologize to all of you. Your board is full of droppings. I am sorry for my disgraceful behavior. -- KJ, NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Geraldo Wong, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:09:38
- FUCK YOU I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP STEALING MY NAME WHOREBITCH ANNEROSE -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:11:09
  - One of these days KJ is going to fall on all those exclamation points and it won't be pretty (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:58:19
- Wow... this is the first time that I've ever been 'offensed'. (NT) -- AW, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:12:48
  - I apologize for my poor spellings, I failed numerous grades despite blowing the teachers (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:16:15
- I think its feelings are hurt now. Perhaps it's from that one board a week ago, the huggy-feely writer? (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:19:58
  - One person it's certainly not is the real KJ, since I know for a fact that she's on vacation this week. She's going to blow her stack when she comes back and sees this. (NT) -- Squirrelly, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:05:54
    - YOU LIE ANNEROSE! IM KJ, U DOG FUCKING WHORE! LOOK AT THE POOPIE IN UR CUNT! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:07:59
we got some real bad fic here look at this shit -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:04:28
- Now they're impersonating Shadeshark, who's next, huh? Get a life and stay on your own name, troll. Didn't look like you enjoyed it when someone went under your name. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:36:09
Yo site guru, archive zero choked again! (NT) -- Newbie, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 4:42:16
- Re: Yo site guru, archive zero choked again! -- The Site Guru, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 10:20:37
badfic for you -- al's waiter, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:05:55
- Troll again - points to Spiletta's story. Move along. Nothing to see here. (NT) -- AC, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:09:00
- Schugh.... -- AW, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:34:28
Aragorn...Wilson? -- AC, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:59:29
- Aragorn Wilson...OK, does this mean he's going to hide his face behind a picket fence, dish out obscure advice, have bizarre and downright stupid hobbies, and constantly say "Hi-dee-ho, good neighbor"? -- King Krypton, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:06:38
- The ranger formerly known as Aragorn... -- keminet... err... Geraldo Wong... err... Anne Rose..., Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:18:08
HAHAHAH UR BOARD FUCKING SUCKS! (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:09:43
this story sucks -- heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:02:34
- Oh, look! A TROLL! Umm...if you're going to impersonate a regular, please try to remember that said regular usually remembers to capitalize his NAME. Oh, and look. The story's by Spiletta. Now, where can I have heard that name before? Just so you know: This is SARCASM. Go away, and leave our board alone. Troll. (NT) -- Captain Elfie-chan, Not Impressed, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:08:30
OT: Fandoms -- Kasey, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:46:32
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Kasey, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 15:21:13
- Books, Anime...*silrayn checks* Anime and more anime... -- silrayn silverwolf, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 15:36:45
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- A Solitary Jawa, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 17:58:04
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Architeuthis, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:19:23
  - I think this everyone's moved on past this thread, but I'll post -- Aubrey, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:02:11
- Pitch Black? -- AC, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:14:10
  - Re: Pitch Black? -- Kasey, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:02:56
    - Re: Pitch Black? -- AC, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:07:43
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Gloria, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:01:04
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- King Doom, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 19:25:58
- Dragonball Z -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:50:51
  - Re: Dragonball Z -- Rabid Weasel, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 16:07:26
    - Your work is fine, RW *grins* (NT) -- Wandering Namek, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:55:28
  - I read and DBZ -- Wandering Namek, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 5:16:14
    - Errrrr. . .I read and WRITE DBZ. . .this is why I shouldn't post when I'm tired. *facepalm* (NT) -- Wandering Namek, cursing the missing word demon., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 5:17:20
    - Thanks, Wandering Namek! I'll be sure to check them out sometime. (NT) -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:54:22
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Sheryl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 22:47:59
  - Re: OT: Fandoms -- Kasey, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:07:18
    - Re: OT: Fandoms -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:49:30
    - Re: OT: Fandoms -- Sheryl, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:49:37
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 23:55:54
- Mine... -- Al's Waiter, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:47:38
  - Oh yeah... And Myst for a short while too. (NT) -- AW, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:58:18
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Squirrelly, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 2:04:46
  - LOTR recs -- Sheryl, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 17:35:23
- Well... -- King Krypton, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 3:45:36
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- JAL, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:48:16
- What's the sound of one fan yapping? -- shadeshark, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 15:57:57
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Doc Filth, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 16:14:48
- Re: OT: Fandoms -- Catseye, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 17:40:00
OT Reporting back. I finished Sandman.[Spoilers] -- Gloria, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:42:14
- Re: OT Reporting back. I finished Sandman.[Spoilers] -- Architeuthis, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:04:34
- Oh yeah, I forgot to mention just how cool The Corinthian was. Unfortunately he probably has Sues going for him. (NT) -- Gloria, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 22:46:12
  - Poor Sues... -- Garnet, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 23:18:02
    - Maybe Sues really should try to get The Corinthian. -- Gloria, Tue, Nov 11 2003, 23:32:47
      - Let 'em try. He only likes boys. (NT) -- Scarecrow, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 1:32:40
        Yes, but if they bothered him too much he'd still eat their eyes. If he'd eat an orangutang's then he ain't picky. Version 2.0 especially. (NT) -- Gloria, who *likes* 2.0, loyal, saves Danny boy, and damn good with a switchblade, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 1:42:10
- Definitely read Sandman, everyone. -- HonorH, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 0:26:43
  - Agreed, one thousand percent -- Maureen Lycaon, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 23:56:31
- Re: OT Reporting back. I finished Sandman.[Spoilers] -- ReaderIIF, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 15:25:51
  - Re: OT Reporting back. I finished Sandman.[Spoilers] -- Gloria, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 16:28:46
  - Re: OT Reporting back. I finished Sandman.[Spoilers] -- Gloria, Wed, Nov 12 2003, 16:35:26
[Semi-OT]Are you an ANIME Fanfic Writer in Need of Criticism? -- silrayn silverwolf, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 11:58:06
- Threads alive! There are... threads alive... here... -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:05:43
  - Yeah, it's alive but people keep trying to kill it. -- silrayn "double karaoke" silverwolf - wearing Gerald Wong tux on her left side and an Anne Rose gown on the other, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:01:32
- Re: [Semi-OT]Are you an ANIME Fanfic Writer in Need of Criticism? -- Architeuthis, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 22:49:24
  - Thanks, too bad you don't write anime fanfics. I agree that it's been buried without getting checked that it's still alive so...*BUMP* (NT) -- silrayn silverwolf, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 11:00:13
    - You're welcome. -- Architeuthis, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:43:52
      - Auigh! I hit that bump and bit my tongue! (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:14:50
"This story contains graphic sex, bestiality (between a human female and a werewolf), stocking and garterbelt fetish, and some sappy romantic intrigue near the end." -- Asp, bored of the troll that wouldn't starve., Fri, Nov 14 2003, 18:30:24
- *twitches* (NT) -- Dark Mime, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 18:52:42
- Stockings, yes. Garters, no. Bestiality, DEFINITELY no. -- King Krypton, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 19:20:35
  - Bump, to get around the trolls. -- King Krypton, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:52:52
    - U WHORE! -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:54:36
      - Is that the best you can do, troll? -- King Krypton, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 3:00:24
I called my attorney and he said the site was down and he wants to know why its back up. (NT) -- KJ, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 13:30:44
- Does anyone have a spork? Perhaps a sporking mob will drive the troll away. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 13:42:41
- Don't read. I'm just baiting the thing called the troll. -- Rubyfire, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:40:14
  - Remind me never to get you mad Ruby. (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:33:50
    - Didn't think I was all that scary. Atleast I've been offically added to the list of Anne Rose cultists. (NT) -- Anne Ruby Rose Fire, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:53:26
      - If your reading this Ruby...I mean Rose Fire just to let you know I went off too... -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:06:06
  - YOU ARE VERY STUPID ANNEROSE GO FUCK YOURSELF (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:46:39
    - Perhaps not a "haven loser", but a craven one, definitely. (NT) -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:33:13
      - FUCK YOU STUPID COW FUCKWHORE BITCH ANNEROSE (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:57:10
        OONLY AFTER I GET TO FUCK HER FIRST! BACK AWAY, SHES MINE! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:58:32
OT: I'm sorry, Black Pearl, but I can't MST "Celebrian" -- King Krypton, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 20:25:53
- Do we get to read what you have? (NT) -- Heywood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 0:42:49
  - Sadly, no -- King Krypton, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 15:03:00
  - Sadly, no -- King Krypton, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 15:04:23
    - Sorry for the double post. The stupid MB was acting up on me. -- King Krypton, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:35:17
      - Re: Sorry for the double post. The stupid MB was acting up on me. -- King Krypton, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:58:01
UR ALL WHORES! ILL SUE YOU ALL! FUCK YOU ALL! ILL KICK UR FUCKING ASSES! YOU ALL DIE! YOU PUT SHIT IN YOUR CUNTS! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:56:59
AnneRose banned me from her chat room. (NT) -- KJ, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 13:52:53
- ANNEROSE BANS EVERYONE SHE IS A FUCKING WHORE BITCH (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 18:41:11
  - Isn't it pathetic when trolls reply to themselves? (NT) -- Glor, er sorry, Anne Rose's Liver, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:40:35
    - At least this one isn't going to "beat your ass raw." I get the strangest theats (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 19:53:02
      - you would like it and you know it (NT) -- KJ, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:27:56
        KJ what is it with you? Don't you get it. No one wants you around. No one! The entire board has had it up to here with your crap. *indicates forehead* Do us a favor and go away. PS: I don't do the Bondage or Spanking thing. I also happen to like boys, and our troll is most likely a girl. -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:52:27
- Gee, can't imagine why. Anyone else know why? Why wouldn't a chat room welcome a ranting troll? (NT) -- Anne Rose, yet again, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:33:02
  - fuck you annerose no one likes your stupid chat room anyway (NT) -- (((((((())))))))))___, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:55:53
AnneRose is a bigot she wont let lesbians enter her haiku contest (NT) -- 9834984589298459, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:44:03
- THATS OKAY, IM ALL THE MAN YOU NEED! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:47:50
Troll toll: "Watch out, here I come!" -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:46:44
- Re: Troll toll: "Watch out, here I come!" -- Architeuthis, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:47:35
AnneRose disqualifies people from her contest for no reason so her freinds can win. (NT) -- 845953085032, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:45:12
nobody ever wants Spiletta's autograph at cons (NT) -- facteller, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:26:43
- I'LL SUCK SPILETTA'S DICK AT CONS FOR HER! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:36:41
  - U R NOT KJ I KNOW KJ SHE IS MY FLIEND (NT) -- 78878778788787, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:40:19
    - FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:41:40
AnneRose wont go to cons because she knows everyone hates her (NT) -- 980823905820385, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:36:07
- NOT TRUE! I'LL SUCK HER OFF FOR TWO BUCKS! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:37:37
  - U R NO KJ. I KNOW KJ. (NT) -- 239849823049, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:39:01
    - FOR TWO BUCKS, I'LL SUCK U OFF TOO! (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:39:54
AnneRose is so stupid she cant even work a condom she has four kids!!! Stupid cow. (NT) -- 88979798798798, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:37:47
- I LIKE TO LOOK AT ANNE"S KIDS NAKED! (NT) -- 88979798798798, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:38:55
Anne Rose and Spiletta pleaze let me lick ur slits! (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:54:11
- The real Anne Rose, or is the troll coming on to us? (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:55:16
  - ALL OF U (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:57:58
  - Well, let's see how the Site Guru deals with all this. -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:58:15
    - Re: Well, let's see how the Site Guru deals with all this. -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:59:48
      - Shit! Typo! -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:00:56
        Re: Shit! Typo! -- Judas, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:21:49
- So by my count, KJ is now some sort of hrmaphrodite, a whore, has Tourette's, and is a compulsive apologizer? -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:36:26
I am Anne Rose and I would like to apologize for banning KJ from my lists and chat rooms and for telling people she cheated in contests. I only said those things because I am so jealous of her fic and of all the fans she has. (NT) -- Anne Rose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:55:26
- That's it, I'm suing all you people including KJ who has yet to pay me my legal bills and child support. (NT) -- KJ's legal representation, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:58:33
  - Either the troll is evolving (actually used my email) or the aliens were on my keyboard again... I think both are equally likely (NT) (NT) -- Anne Rose, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:34:57
    - Eh, we love you anyway. (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:37:38
    - Why deny that you said this? It is all the truth and all anyone wanted to here. (NT) -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:38:28
      - You're right, man. I'M SORRY TOO. I SHOULD EAT DIRT. (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:45:59
        FUCK YOU LIER YOU ARE TO A HAVEN LOSER (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:50:38
        Man? I thought KJ was female? (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:51:02
        *peeks at Heywood's opera book* I'm going to bed. Let's see if the trolls have eaten themselves by dawn. (NT) -- shadeshark, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:53:55
        I have an opera book now? If I could predict these two/three/four, I'd be... really fucked up. (NT) -- Heywood, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 2:34:06
        I hate myself, Im such a lier (NT) -- NOT A HAVEN LOSER, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 1:52:21

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