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Subject: 'Pictures of Lippy'

Author:
Jim Martin

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Date Posted: 11:41:03 04/26/05 Tue

I remember going down town to the local Cinema located in Sud Strasse with some of the lads to watch some 'Tam Tam' film, in other words a skin flick or porn. Anyway's we pays our money and gets the complimentary bottle of beer and the miniture bottle of schnappes. What a brilliant idea of providing you with liquid alcoholic refreshments! So there we are sitting about half way down the seating area and being curious, starts to look around to see if any of the plastic mack brigade was in. Noticed that the back row in the Cinema was filled with OAP geriatric's of both sexes, strange I thought! I remembered seeing a billboard outside advertising 'The Sound of Music' and I obviously thought that we had mistakenly payed to see that!...I couldn't have been more wrong, because when the lights went down and the film began, realised that it was indeed Porn. I couldn't imagine that at their age that they would still be interested in that kind of thing! I think we all had some misconceptions of what it was like to being old in our youth!...Don't you think?
Another surreal situation happened one day on staggering back to Camp with this guy called Sean after trying to drink the town watering holes dry. We decided to take a short cut through the back streets and passed this Old Veterans Home. Noted that all these old guys just standing about on this paved area at the back presumably getting some fresh air. Noticed this big bush located in the middle where all these old guys were milling about. My friend suddenly pipes up and shouts "Achtung Spitfire!" and points towards the sky. Next thing I know is seeing these old guys diving hell for leather into this bush. It was like seeing something out of a Monty Python sketch, totally surreal but funny all the same!....Squaddie humour is priceless! ......Don't you think?

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Re: 'Pictures of Lippy'	Dave P.	16:41:21 04/26/05 Tue