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Subject: Re: 'Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant'

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ron

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Date Posted: 23:56:30 05/08/05 Sun
In reply to: Jim Martin 's message, "'Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant'" on 14:22:09 05/07/05 Sat

>Two good ol'boys walk into a bar. While having a shot
>of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
>sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
>becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
>
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin yer
>swaller?" The woman shakes her head No. "Kin yer
>breathe?" The woman is turning blue and shakes her
>head No!
>
>The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
>back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly
>gives her right arse cheek a lick with his tongue.
naw you have got that totally wrong, it is called the hindmarsh manourve where terry walks up says your knickers are hanging out and steals her purse whilst she is not looking >
>The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
>and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
>begins to breathe again, the hillbilly slowly walks
>back to the bar.
>
>His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heard of that there
>"Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't never seed nobody do
>it!".....

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