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Subject: ' The Dance of the Flaming Arse-holes'

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Jim Martin

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Date Posted: 15:12:05 02/17/05 Thu

Something that Terry said to me regarding Fieldy and pile-cream!...Reminded me of another way to relieve 'piles'. This way definately not reccommended!...Take a bunch of inebriated squaddies for example, at a Rugby club bash or a Battery 'piss up'.Those willing to participate in proforming 'Zulu Warriors'in front of possibly a mixed audience. Its bloody amazing what guys will do for the sake of entertainment!..stripping right down to stark bollock naked status. Then give these volunteer's more beer because the situation is going to heat up somewhat!...Insert rolled up newspaper between the cheeks of their arse's then light the offending items and stand back and watch the fun! The first guy to drink his beer and balance the empty bottle or glass on his head is the winner and pleads with the on looker's to extinguish the proverbial flames that are licking around his arse-hole burning pubic hairs and the little brown men on swings. They douse the flames with more beer. Spirits are not advisable to be used,unless of course you don't like the bugger in question! Only kidding!....The ladies used to really get a kick out of this particular exhibition. Though, I don't think it would go down well on a Military Tattoo somehow!....I first saw this proformed in Canada whilst drinking with some boy's from the Para's. I've even participated myself in this ritual on a number of occassions in the past. Days later still feeling sore,and walking like I had just got off a horse! John Wayne syndrome some might say!....

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