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Subject: Re: Toilet humour

Author:
Jim Martin

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Date Posted: 12:25:17 02/24/05 Thu
In reply to: Dave Parker 's message, "Toilet humour" on 20:58:42 02/23/05 Wed

Dave, Like yourself, I thought Compo'rations were the best thing since sliced bread!...My favourites used to be the Stewing steak,Steak and kidney pudding,Bacon grill and of course compo sausages. Lost count of the amount of times that I've traded these goodies including Spirits and fags to the Krauts for favours. The Yanks also used to like our Compo'rations!...Bloody marvallous stuff! Used to have this Rupert who went crazy for the Compo'Cheese. He couldn't get enough of it!..So,us Gun-bunnies got one of the cooks on exercise to knock him up a Compo Cheese Flan. Of course we added a heavy dose of Laxative into the mixture just for good measure!..This Rupert whoofed it down! We thought..stand back and watch the fun!....Liquid diarrhoea or Gandhi's revenge was immunent!..For the rest of the exercise this Rupert thought he was melting! Don't think he clicked on that we had spiked his beloved Cheese flan.Spent most of his time with his arse erupting all over the place!...Talking of 'Toilet Humour'. I once shit in a cigar box and presented it to one of the No.1's. He eventually saw the funny side of it. The rest of the guys were falling about laughing so much!...The things that you do for entertainment is beyond comprehension sometimes! I'm basically known for that, and drinking Brandy and Coke from a Brasso'can and proforming 'The Dance of the Flaming Arse-holes' on a number of occassions during my illustrious career within the 'Mob'. Fame at last some might say!.........

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Toilet humour	Dave Parker	18:57:09 02/24/05 Thu