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Subject: ' Is that yourself there Paddy?'

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Jim Martin

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Date Posted: 12:41:58 03/10/05 Thu

There was this tale going around about this certain 'Tea-stop'. Which was I believe was situated in a Crematorium. This Paddy loved pukka pies and he would put these into the oven with the stiffs! Apparently because he was convinced that it used to enhance the flavour of the pies in question!...I cannot say whether this was true or just one of many Myths that were popular in them days! I do remember standing on Segment gates for hours upon end searching people coming into Belfast city centre to do their shopping. Sometimes with one of the girls with us if we were lucky!..The amount of strange items found in womens handbags never ceased to amaze me! Viabrators,Dildo's,strap-on's and the like,the list is endless.Vaseline and butt-plugs also included. I never looked at women's handbags in the same way afterwards!
We used to have postcards of the top ten 'most wanted' in our poccession. One of the top guys used to dress up in no end of disguises to be able to freely move about Belfast. He was known to dress up as a priest and as a woman and sometimes as a nun!....So we had our share of cross-dresser's and the like, to contend with! Our pet hate used to be these senior Ranks that would constantly try our patience by testing us coming into the segment area armed and in civi's without being identified!...Bastards,so they could go back and report us to the 'Powers that Be' We used to take great pleasure in collaring these bastards!...May have kept us on our toes,but honnestly we didn't need this aggro' with everything else that we had to contend with in them days!......Don't you think?

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