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Subject: 'The aftermath of a typical Tour of Paddyland'

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Jim Martin (:) :D :( :-))

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Date Posted: 21:21:34 03/24/05 Thu

Upon returning from a typical Tour of N.Ireland I noted some strange habits that had developed upon return to normality so to speak! Firstly I had that two thousand yard stare, like I was on a different planet! Also had a tendancy to dive into doorways when a car backfired! Also was scanning rooftops and upper storey windows while walking and every now and again turned around and started to walk backwards which raised a few eyebrows of the civilian population in the vicinity! Had a tendancy to drink Guinness and Bushmills Whiskey whilst listening to Irish Rebel Songs and pepper-potting across open areas of ground! Also had a craving for Egg-banjo's whilst saying "I'm off to the Choogies mother" These afflictions lasted for quite a few months after returning. Would also feel uncomfortable drinking in a public House if I picked up anybody speaking with an Irish accent. Would also throw abuse at anything to do with WIMPEY or the Catholic Church! I consider that the majority of the lads developed one or more of these afflictions in some form or other!......What say you?

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