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Date Posted: 20:06:27 03/19/03 Wed
Author: Ken Wild
Subject: Why Rookies Why?

A car pulls up in front of the Robo arena. The Mexican makes his way out the drivers seat and opens the back door. Ken Wild makes his way out, Wild takes a few steps but then the annoying voice of the Mexican is heard. Wild pauses then turns around.


The Mexican: Where's my tip homes?


Ken Wild: Your tip? Get your ass back in the car and pack everything up. I'm going to try to get us a complex apartment. Plus I need to talk to my agent, some bizarre shit is happening.


The Mexican: Some fucking gentlemen you are.


The Mexican gets back into the car and drives away. Wild takes a deep breath and makes his way into the building. A young lady stands behind the desk watching Television. The sign near the television says "Ring the bell for service." Wild repeatedly punches the button on the bell with his finger.


Ken Wild: Can I get some help around here?


Young Lady: Yeah, What can I do for you?


Ken Wild: You know anything about this mysterious president?


Young Lady: No, I haven't seen him yet.


Ken Wild: Well, that doesn't matter but what does matter is I have been in the RWF for a few years now. I see Rookies like "Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun enjoying himself in a nice complex apartment. Not to mention the view over the city! I'm still waiting for my Complex apartment.


Young Lady: I'm sorry Mr. Ken Wild. I can't help you with your problem. Frankly I don't care so if you can just be on your way it'll really help make my day.


Ken Wild: You and this fucking building will be hearing from me agent.


Wild pulls out his cell phone from his pocket and begins dialing his agents number. After a long pause Wild begins talking.


Ken Wild: Hey, Baxter what's going on?


Baxter: What is it Wild? You know this is the first time you called me since the day you were the RWF?


Ken Wild: I want you to get in contact with this mysterious president. I mean I never seen a rookie get a title shot in his first night. If it's possible I would like a complex apartment.


Baxter: I don't know who this mysterious president is but I'm not your agent anymore. You all most cost my job dammit and for me to do you a favor, Fuck you Wild!


The phone was left dead in Wild's palm. He places the phone back into his pocket and stares in the young ladies ethereal eyes then storms his way through the doors. The scene fades out.

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