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Date Posted: 01:24:36 03/20/03 Thu
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: This Game is so Boring

~ The scene fades in on Double L,THEE Latin Lover,relaxing in his hotel suite in the city of Jono. ~

LL
Ho Hum,why does today have to be SOOO BOOORRRIIINNNGGG???

~ The camera pans around the room revealing it's raining heavily outside. ~

LL
What IS a Latin Lover (smiles for the camera) to do?

~ Suddenly,Double L sticks his pointer finger out and points it up towards the ceiling while proclaiming. ~

LL
I've got it!!!

~ Double L gets up from his seat and runs towards the closet. The camera can't see him now because he's completely closed off all view between him and "it". From the edge of the closet comes flying many objects! Funny hats,bicycle wheels,a trout,some expensive looking crystal glasses,a nintendo entertainment system and a couple of board games. ~

LL
This should me off till Heidi comes back! But...What should I choose?

~ Double L goes for the nintendo entertainment system first. He opens the refrigerator type door and looks inside. Double L is astonished to find a copy of pro wrestling,a very popular wrestling title and sports game which WAS ahead of its time,at the time. ~

LL
OH MY GOD! King Slender sucks!!!

~ Double L sends the N.E.S flying across the room! He then looks at the trout and then towards the bedroom,he shakes his head. He kicks the trout onto the boxes of board games neatly placed next to the closet door. Double L scratches his chin and then says. ~

LL
I wonder...Will I no longer be bored after a board game?

~ The Latin Lover sifts around through the boxes and finds one worth playing. ~

LL
BATTLESHIP! Now this is what I'm talking about!! Ahem,lemme see...yadda yadda yadda...blah blah blah! TWO PLAYERS?!!! GREAT,real fuckin' GREAT!

~ The Latin Lover sets everything up and begins playing all by himself. Much to our surprise,he doesn't seem to be winning against himself. ~

LL
Jesus...This game is so boring...

~ After B 1 and F 4 have been pleaced,Double L grabs the remote and turns on the television. There,watching Jono television and playing Battleship by himself,the Latin Lover spends the rest of day. ~


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