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Date Posted: 13:21:12 03/20/03 Thu
Author: "Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun
Subject: My first promo!

Still in awe at the sheer immensity of the RWF Arena, Brian wanders through the halls, finally finding the promo room. He walks through the high security doorway, installed by former Head Of Security, The Patient. Production crew members are taking it easy as Brian enters the room. They look up at him, then go back to what they were doing, obviously not recognizing the rookie.

Brian: Excuse me guys, I'm Brian Von Braun. I made an appointment earlier today to come in and cut a promo.

Crew Member: Oh??? A rookie eh? Well go ahead and stand in front of the backdrop there and we'll get things rolling.

Brian smiles as he steps onto the set. He looks around the room, and his gaze finally falls upon the camera. The ease is unsettled when he realizes just how many people are going to be seeing him. The lights are turned on and a camera man centers the shot on Brian. Beads of sweat begin trickling down Brian's forehead as he tries to remember exactly what it was that he had to say.

You ready chief?

Um... I.. Okay.

The camera man counts him down, 3, 2, 1...queue!

.......

Brian is having trouble as the words aren't coming to him. He stands there with a stupid half-grin on his face, but he can't think of anything to say. The crew is prompting him, and out of frustration finally cuts the recording.

You know you really should have something to say if you're going to cut a promo rookie. Our time down here is too precious for you to just come in here and stand in front of the camera with a stupid look on your face.

I'm sorry guys, I'm just really nervous. I had planned some things to say, but I can't remember them now.

What's the biggest crowd you've wrestled in front of kid?

I don't know, a thousand?

The crews bursts into laughter and Brian's face turns a deeper shade of red.

If you're having problems cutting a promo in front of a camera, then you're really gonna be flustered when you step out in front of 20,000 screaming fans. Are you sure you're up for this?

Absolutely! Just give me a second to regain my composure here. I'll think of something to say.

Brian takes a few heavy breaths and formulates a plan, then finally tells the crew that he's ready. 3, 2, 1...queue!

........

DAMMIT KID! Get out of here and quit wasting our time! Come back when you can say something, ANYTHING!

Brian is on the verge of tears as he steps off of the dais and walks out of the promo room. He hides his face in his hands, then wipes the sweat off of his forehead before turning to see The Gutter walk around the corner.

Oh my god! Is it really you?

Gutter looks over his shoulder and to his sides, then points his thumb into his chest.

Are you talking to me?

Yeah! You're the Gutter! I'm a big fan!

Really? Didn't I just see you walk out of the promo room? I've never seen you before, what's your name kid?

"Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun

Oh... You're a rookie. Wanna do some blow?

Ummm, no.

Hey, no big deal, just means more for me! So how did your promo go? Can I see it?

It didn't go well at all. I got nervous and couldn't think of anything to say.

Awww, that's not a big deal kid. Everyone gets nervous. I'll tell you what, I like you. You remember the interview show that I hosted, Welcome To The Pit?"

Yeah, that show was great, even though you only had two episodes. Whatever happe
~ The scene fades in on The Latin Lover creeping around the RWF arena,looking for a shady place. ~

Latin Lover
God damn this...Where did he say to meet him?

~ The arena is dark,it has been refurbished for the up-coming season and their doesn't seem to be anyone around except for present company. ~

LL
Hello? Anyone...There?

~ That's Double L talking into a dark passage way. Luckily for him,someone answers. ~

???
Yeah brother...I'm here...

LL
How did you get in?

???
Let's not worry about trifle matters. Let's talk about business...

LL
You sure no ones listening in on us?

???
Yes...I've scouted this place out really well. There isn't anyone here tonight except the front AND back gate guards. You got in because of your present status,brother. I used different methods...

LL
Listen...Ever since you called me in my home the other day when I was just about to beat the great panther,I've been

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