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Date Posted: 15:22:46 03/27/03 Thu
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Long Time Coming

~ The scene fades in IN the lovely city of Juno,home to wrestlings own Robo Wrestling Federation. It's a beautiful afternoon,the month of March is wonderfull wouldn't you agree? Today,we see a mass of media personnel surrounding a podium with an insignia. Two L's circled in,it could stand for Latin Lover? As the scene shifts around we see a limo pulling up and parking thirty feet away from the podium. Out of the limo come two burly,heavy set fellows,much like the Kingpin from Marvel comics. One of them has a boom-box,he pushes the play button and music begins playing. ~

Music From The Boom-Box
Some boys kiss me,some boys hug me,I think they're okay...If they don't give me proper credit,I just walk away!

~ One of the two gorilla type gentlemen begin dancing and clearing a path for the man steping out the limo,it's none other than RWF's WORLDS champion,The Latin Lover! All decked out in pink armani,Double L swoops through the crowd of media,blowing kisses and saying "I Love You People". When he reaches the podium he makes a "cut-throat" gesture which in turn leads the body guard with the boom-box to shut it off. Double L clears his throat and adjusts his armani made,dark pink shades. ~

Latin Lover
I'd like to thank all you wonderful media type people for coming out today to ask me questions and also report my big announcement. First off though,isn't it a beautiful day?

~ Double L looks at one of his body guards smiling and they nod in agreenment. ~

LL
Today people,I've got news the likes which you've never seen. Okay,maybe you have seen it,who knows? But if you haven't then you might very well WITNESS the greatest happening in proffessionel wrestling to date! As you all know my lovely wife Heidi Lover is not with us right now. I've sent her to her mothers for fear that the bafoons in RWF might attack her to get to me. Now,I may be a bit ahead of myself but you never know. People WILL do low-life shit like that just to take what you've got! I've never hit a woman in my life unless she deserved it! Okay,let's begin the question asking shall we? YOU! (points)

Reporter
How does it feel holding something you haven't earned? How does it feel knowing you needed help in defeating wrestlings top athlete today,ZEKE?

LL
Dude,don't kid me okay. You're looking at wrestlings TOP athlete right here standing before your drunken eyes! The Latin Lover baby,that's me! Zeke ain't shit but a gnat on a dogs dick okay. With or without X's help I would have BEATEN him with one hand tied behind my back! Come on man,you all know the truth! Megatron CRUSHED Prime but he never got the credit! And like him I CRUSHED Zeke and what...I'm not getting MY credit. Next question...

Reporter # 2
Rumour has it that RWF employees are not happy with the companies current actions. Word is that your peers,other wrestlers are not happy that someone like you,someone relatively new to the company recieved a title shot just months after his career in RWF began. Some guys believe that THEY should be wrestling for that belt before you. Any comments?

LL
Look stumpy,the fact of the matter is this. I'm better than ANYTHING,ANYONE this company has ever seen! I've visited the Hall of Fame wing in the RWF building and honestly,I'm not impressed. Dave Pick-nick? Cala-dumb? Seether? Xavier X Chimp?? People,I implore you. These men are not Hall of Fame-ers,this should be "The Hall of Shame"! Until my name is written on one of those plaques,THEN will that hall be truly a hall of fame! The Latin Lover,rolls right off the tongue don't it? But let's not talk about that all right..I'm here to make a HUGE announcement! One more question...

Reporter # 3
Who do you view to be your most dangerous opponent in this federation? Is there anyone out there "The Latin Lover" fears?

LL
Yeah...I'm scared of someone. I'm going to admit that,I am kind of scared. Tyrone,"The Shit Talker",scares me. Bozo "The Clown" scares me. Danielle Brisbane scares me. She has crabs you know? Hold up...What's up with the name Bozo "The Clown"? Dude,you've pretty much mapped out your proffession with your first name. No need in going and adding "The Clown" as your sur-name,it just isn't right you know. (laughs) A little Seinfeld humour if you will...AHEM! I loved that show...

Reporter # 4
Rumour has it that you'll be asking several of your peers to join a stable you're creating. Is this rumour true?

~ Doule L laughs as he begins taking off the top half of his armani suit,the jacket. Under the jacket is a black button shirt with pink tie. Double L adjusts his shades and begins talking. ~

LL
Good timming jack,I was about to roll right into that! Okay,YES! The rumours are true! You've read ot online,you've read it in Juno's morning newspapers and now you're HEARING from me! Read my lips people,B-I-G S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E! This goes out to ALL RWF wrestlers wanting to become a big shot like yours truly. I'm forming a stable,and I've got five members who've joined me in my quest! Guys,will you please come on up here with me...

~ From out the crowd appears five men,all wearing pink armani suits and fuchsia shades. When they climb on up on the podium,we see that it's none other than...

DEATH WARRIOR!
RAINBOW BRITE!!
THE UNKNOWN JOBBER!!!
CAPTAIN JAPAN!!!!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST,THE PIG-LATIN LOVER!!!!!

LL
Everyone,WELCOME...THE MID-CARDERS!!!!!

~ The crowd remains silent. ~

LL
Oh you people are such kidders! Welcome,Captain Japan,Rainbow Brite,The Unknown Jobber,Death Warrior and my main man,Pig-Latin Lover!!!

~ For some reason The Unknown Jobber is wearing a paper bag on his face. Go figure...~

LL
That's right people,ELITE doesn't even begin describing these gentlemen! Hard workers,good people,that's what they are! As their leader I expect nothing but success from them,winning is everything guys and you know that. I've placed Rainbow Brite in charge of all decision concerning the squad when I'm not around so Bow'do me proud. And now that I've got my squadron,it's time for the biggest news of ALL!!! On three guys...1...2...

~ All of the Mid-Carders began pulling the bottom of their shirts revealing another shirt underneath. Latin Lover tore his black button down shirt apart revealing a t-shirt underneath. The t-shirt had a logo on it...three letters...The rest of the Mid-Carders also had the same shirt. Three letters...Those letters were. ~

M-C-W

~ The crowd can't believe it! A good number of them begin boo'ing and tossing paper at the podium. The Latin Lover has this wicked smile on his face! He struts around much like Brett Hart did when he entered the ring during his days in WWF. The Latin Lover begins blowing kisses again befor signaling to one of the goons to go and get something from the limo. The goon does this without hesitation,he brings back BOTH RWF's Worlds title belt and a Krylon spray paint can. He hands them both to Double L whom right now is laughing wihtout control! Double L walks to the mic and begins talking again. The crowd is going bananas with anger! ~

LL
HA HA FUCKIN HA!!! Now it's time for ME to do exactly what I should have done to Xavier X Channel when he wrestled in Memnocks Championship Wrestling! Back when John Stamos,a good friend of mine BEAT his ASS and HUMILIATED HIM in front of a world wide audience! NOW,I'm going to take this...(holds up world title) and this... (holds up can of spray paint) and do THIS!!!

~ The crowd is going hay-wire! Double L begins spray painting the RWF World title,a title held by many and cherished by all those hero's from the past,coveted by guys like "I AM""The Man From Futures Past","The Kid" Angel Hawk,The Copycat,The X-Cutioner and many others whom just wouldn't get the chance. Double L,in red paint has written the two letter L's and M-C-W beneath them. He begins placing the belt around his waist and slapping high fives with all of the Mid-Carders!! This is a sad time,a sad time indeed. The crowd is now chanting "ass-hole" and "Paper-Champ",this doesn't seem to be bothering Double L. He rallies his troops and begins making his way towards the limosine. The Latin Lover is the last one to get in,when he does he rolls the window down and gives the crowd the finger. That is met by bottles of soda and bricks being thrown at the limosine. The scene fades out right then and there. ~



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