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Date Posted: 16:22:17 02/03/02 Sun
Author: Barry
Subject: I feel pretty oh so pretty
In reply to: Saras 's message, "Wet, clammy, half-drowned chicken" on 14:55:51 02/03/02 Sun

Barry zipped around watching everyone get ready for the chicken game. He wondered where the chickens were, but hey whatever. Of course, he hadn't played chicken before so he didn't really know what it was and when Corum explained he thought it was .... okay it sounded fun, but dammit he couldn't play!

Briefly he conisidered settling himself atop someone's head and sort of playing vicariously that way. Instead, he dove under the water floating around beneath the surface for a while.

When he came back up Corum was asking him to watch for anyone cheating. "Right-o, Chief! No dirty cheating will happen on MY watch!" He called cheerfully.

The next thing he knew Saras was floundering around in the water and Corum was yelling about cheating. That Saras berk was pretty lame for a genie... couldn't even swim. In fact... "Hey, Chief, better get pretty boy before he drowns!" Barry called out.

Corum rushed to grab Saras before he went under and dragged him back to shore, forcing the water out of his lungs. "Way to go..." Barry started to say, but then Corum accused him of not watching for cheaters!

"Hey! Nobody cheated! They knocked that berk off fair and square. Can I help it if he can't hang on worth beans?" Barry was highly offended.

"By the way, Are you a male, or a female?" Corum asked Saras with his usual incredible tact. "The only reason I ask is cause I have no clue. Yorik over there thinks you’re a dude that looks like a lady, and I really can’t be sure. I mean you’re pretty, but like you’re not at the same time, but…..never mind."

"Way to go, Chief..." Barry muttered under his breath.

He didn't expect what happened next... suddenly Saras dashed to the water as if in a panic and looked down into it. Then he burst into tears babbling some crap about not being pretty!

Well, in Barry's opinion men shouldn't be pretty, and since Saras had no boobs to speak of, he was a "he" in Barry's mind no matter what his face looked like. He'd seen men before who looked feminine. In one of his "lifetimes" it had even been preferred for a man to look like a woman. That had been a weird place, Barry thought, and the berk he'd had to help there ended up caking Barry all up with facial creams and powders and blushes... it was probably why he felt such an aversion to letting Corum dangle an earring from his schnozz.

"I think you're just about the most uh... pretty guy I've ever seen," he said to Saras. "So feminine and delicate. Yep. Too bad you don't have knock-- uh.... nevermind."

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