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Date Posted: 11:23:48 01/10/02 Thu
Author: Barry
Subject: Alas, poor Yorik...
In reply to: Marz 's message, "The attempted bribe" on 10:35:48 01/10/02 Thu

Barry was still muttering as he floated toward the tent where he knew Corum was (he could still feel the addle-cove wherever he was because of the effects of the tug - damn that cleric to the mazes!). As he approached the tent Corum, Marz, and Tristan emerged, holding something. Barry floated toward them then stopped, nearly falling out of the air as he caught sight of what they'd done to poor Yorik.

"What in the planes...?" He yowled, staring in horror at the garishly made up skull.

"This is YORIKA," Marz grinned, brandishing Yorik at him. "She's Yorik's cousin, visiting from a far away nation. She don’t know the common tongue and doesn't talk much."

"Ehhh... yeah, ya berk, an' I'm the Lady of Pain... you guys got serious issues, ya know that?" Barry continued to stare at poor Yorik while Marz babbled on, oblivious to Barry's reaction since the alcohol had dulled his perceptions. "We'll fix you up on a date with this hot babe, IF you dump nasty bugs or some other gross shit on Justin's head for us. Whadda ya say, bone......ahhhh, Barry?"

Barry's eyes bugged out even more than usual. "Ohhh suuuure... and afterward we can all dress in brightly colored strips of cloth and dance around waving hankies and singing festive songs.... What're you, NUTS?"

Barry looked again at Yorik, then floated up beside him, shaking himself in mid-air and looking oddly like a bodiless skeleton shaking its head (which is pretty much what he was). "Yorik... pal... ya really gotta control these uh... tendencies of yours." He turned to Corum. "Chief! How could you let them do that to poor Yorik? He looks like some kinda... I dunno... skeletal tramp!" He turned back to Yorik. "Ya know, blue really isn't your color."

He had to admit Yorik's new look had a certain appeal but... the guy had no BODY and besides, men in drag just weren't his thing. Dumping bugs on Justin didn't sound like a bad idea, though, and he turned to Marz, who was managing to look somehow bewildered and ticked off at the same time. "Ehhh... clean poor ol' Yorik up and I'll dump a few centipedes on that Justin basher for ya. They smell a little when they're riled up, but from what I've heard so does Justin."

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