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Date Posted: 11:33:01 12/10/01 Mon
Author: Barry
Subject: Bored out of my skull!
In reply to: Tia and Marz 's message, "The new music man of the group" on 09:57:14 12/10/01 Mon

Barry had been contentedly nestling against one of the native women when her - ahem - husband or mate or whatever they called 'em here took exception and grabbed the skull roughly, flinging him. Barry went sailing across the camp yet again.

"Hey, watch it! I'm not a pikin' football, ya know!" He yowled as he finally managed to stop himself.

Barry indignantly floated over to hover beside the addle-cove, turning to look at Yorik. "You know, you're just lucky nobody's tossing you around! The berks!"

He was startled out of this exciting conversation by Marz. "Check this out, bonehead," he said, then proceeded to play the most awful tune Barry had ever heard.

"Yeah, yeah, ya berk... don't quit your day job." Barry muttered sourly. "Bonehead," he muttered. "How original."

He watched Corum for a while. The addle-cove was busy showing off for the natives, occasionally waving Yorik around in what Barry assumed Corum thought was an impressive manner. "What a mook," he grumbled.

Marz was still playing that same pikin' tune and he was getting sick of it. Finally, blessedly, Marz stomped over to Laurel and ordered her to teach him something new. Barry got a funny gleam in his eye and floated over to them. He hovered above Marz' head and nonchalantly let a few tarantulas dribble out his jaw onto Marz' head. He then floated away whistling innocently.

When he was back beside Corum he cackled gleefully, causing the addle-cove to look up at him. "Eh... just clearin' my throat, Chief. You go ahead and wow these bashers some more."

Barry saw Tia sitting over beside Tristan and floated over to them next. "Eh... thanks for savin' my marrow back there," he said off-handedly to Tristan. Then he floated down into Tia's lap. "My eye still hurts a little," he commented pitifully, looking up at her with big puppy-dog eyes (well, if puppy dogs had no eyelids and their eyes bulged out of their skulls, that is).

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