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Date Posted: Monday, February 13, 06:55:07pm
Author: Lij
Author Host/IP: adsl-99-50-231-93.dsl.bltnin.sbcglobal.net / 99.50.231.93
Subject: A New Life Saver Candy flavor...

The Candy With The Little Hole

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green.................Lime

Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

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[> ROTFLMFAO!! -- AurraSing, Monday, February 13, 09:02:15pm (d173-180-97-132.bchsia.telus.net/173.180.97.132)

SO thankful I wasn't eating anything at this moment!!


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