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Date Posted: 09:11:40 02/09/03 Sun
Author: J. T. Magnus, Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insertion MSTs
Subject: Excerpt from SIMST2. See the whole thing on Star's site.

Aeka�s Party
By Turbo Magnus

Aeka�s birthday had come

J.T.: What? Already?
[I didn�t even know birthdays could HAVE intercourse!]

and a celebration was in, as they say, full swing.

[~~Zoot Suit Riot!~~]
J.T.(Singing): ~~Oh, the joint heats up when the Alley Cats strike...~~

Mihoshi was singing a kareoke version of Happy Birthday. Yosho/Grandfather was no where to be seen. Sasami and child-form Ryo-ohki were dancing to Mihoshi�s singing.

[That�d be cute if it wasn�t eerie.]
J.T.: Hey, I was TRYING for IC Comedy!

Washu was drunk on day old Snapple,

[OLD. AS. ALPHA TRION. JOKE. MAKING. ACTION!]

Naboyuki was trying to... Let�s not go into that.

J.T.: NOW, we will go into that, he was... well, maybe I was right the first time. �Let�s not go into that.�

Aeka herself was sitting on the couch, wondering where Tenchi was. And where Ryoko was for that matter.

J.T.: Outside. Tenchi was on his knee, holding out a box with a gold and diamond ring in it to Ryoko. Saying the words she�d wanted to hear for a long time.
[Right.]
J.T.: I know this, I�m the author.

�Come on Sister, come dance with us!�

J.T.: �Do the hustle!�
[You DO understand that most people DON�T understand how you can MST your own fics.]
J.T.: With lots of practice.
[�That, and a cab heater!�]
J.T.: No, that�s Turbo.

Aeka smiled down at her innocent little sister, �I�d rather wait for Tenchi-sama, Sasami.�

�I saw him and Ryoko go outside just a minute ago, it looked like they were holding hands.�

�HOW DARE THAT AKUMAKO KIDNAP TENCHI-SAMA!!!�

J.T.: Oh, and Altima, THAT is the proper useage of Japanese in a fanfic.
[Still pissed?]
J.T.: Well, you try finding out you were an FFTSBer along with Altima Arc Angel... PHUCKNUT!
[Ok, yeah, he�s still pissed.]

�Sister, Tenchi was the one who asked her to come with him...�

Aeka sat and a tear rolled down her face, was this how it must be? A year of indecision and then he chooses that Devil Woman?

J.T.: To use that which Fireball most fears, Yes.
[Bluntness... OUCH!]

�Sasami, would you leave me alone for a while? I would still prefer to wait for Tenchi.�

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Replies:

B-)Death is of the essence that which comes for you...you...you who will sniff the aromatic scent of darkness and not chew the ground... May the fires of the pheonix burn out thy candle ever so quickly. -- Menkin, 17:13:10 02/09/03 Sun
- I know, I'm a sadistic bastard. Thank you. That was the whole point of that exchange: to annoy you. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T., 17:24:03 02/09/03 Sun
  - B-)Evil is as evil does, glowing is the aura that it beloves. Swirling smoke and incantations, where'd I get my inspirations? Whole points are never awarded, to those who treat others so sordid. Annoying me is a point within itself, why not just stick my head upon your shelf? -- Menkin, 21:10:05 02/09/03 Sun
    - B-)Did someone forget to take their medication again? ^_^ -- Star S., 21:14:04 02/09/03 Sun
      - No, I think he's gotten worse. ZEUS, IT'S TIME TO INCREASE 'BALL'S DOSEAGE! (NT) -- J. T., 21:20:52 02/09/03 Sun
        B-)I don't have take any medication, nor do I need any... I'm poetic in many a form, is all. Limp Bizkit has been affecting me again... it's running my mind on rhymes that have been. Just don't mess with my couplets, or I will ask it in supplicates. (NT) -- Menkin, 15:24:05 02/10/03 Mon
        "Get off... the nuclear... warhead." (NT) -- J. T., 16:16:22 02/10/03 Mon
        B-)That's couplets as in two lines rhyming together...that's how it's spelled...the hell if I know the real spelling for that nuclear weapon's part. I just know it isn't under the same spelling as the two rhyming lines couplet. (NT) -- Menkin "Poetic Master At Work", 21:34:59 02/10/03 Mon
        "Harry. . . The clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon just started ticking." (NT) -- DG (A guy who likes the movie Armagedon), 23:24:52 02/10/03 Mon
        "Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and the let me use explosives." (NT) -- J. T., 03:18:14 02/11/03 Tue
        Who wouldn't want to work at a job that has all of that to offer? "You ever hear of Evil Canival(I know it's not spelled right, can't think of it right now)? No, I never see Star Wars." (NT) -- DG, 12:29:07 02/11/03 Tue
        Can't say I wouldn't. In fact, just give me a .357 Magnum with AP rounds and I'd be in Heaven... If Star-chan was there. (NT) -- J.T., 13:29:09 02/11/03 Tue
    - *Nods towards Jay's Ready Room.* One's already there. (NT) -- J. T., 21:14:06 02/09/03 Sun
      - B-)Menkin-I thought Spike was wearing it... Cardova-I thought he stuck it on a fish... SP-(As a Monty Python character) Maybe he put it on a pointed stick... (NT) -- Menkin/Cardova/Spike, 15:34:38 02/10/03 Mon
        SP, "Correct. You get a cookie." Oatmeal. (NT) -- J. T., 16:17:00 02/10/03 Mon
        ::looks at the cookie, sniffs it:: Don't smell like poison... ::takes a nibble:: Don't taste like poison... ::notices one little detail:: WHAT??!! NO RAISINS??!! YOU CAN'T EAT OATMEAL COOKIES W/O RAISINS!!! BAH! ::throws the cookie at J.T.:: FB-I'll take that as a innovative way of saying "You're cooking sucks... I'll cater for 50 bucks! ^__^ (NT) -- Menkin, 21:26:45 02/10/03 Mon