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Date Posted: 10:16:36 02/11/03 Tue
Author: Goose
Subject: Random thought #9967420b

Some how I got a subsciption to this email newsletter thingy. and It usually has stuff like this in it. I thought this was kinda cool. But I've been wrong before

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS:

*Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts...

*The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...
the final secretary gave a grief report.

*We have received word of sudden passing
of Rev. Smith this morning during
the worship service. Now let's sing
"Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."

*This Sunday morning following services
we will have our monthly feelowship.

*This blooper showed up on the main page
of the Internet web site for the
Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada:
"In a show of near anonymity, the
convention approved full communion with
the Anglican Church of Canada."

*Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters
in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

*Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth

*Applications are now being accepted
for 2 year-old nursery workers.

*Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.

*The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.
The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle.
The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.

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