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Date Posted: 10:43:12 07/14/01 Sat
Author: shade
Author Host/IP: 207.193.34.225
Subject: Have Sex

I'd rather wash dishes
Rather change my oil
I'd simply much rather
Lance a boil

Than to have sex, have sex, have sex

I'd rather eat dirt
I'd rather wear an old shirt
I'd rather die
Than to try to flirt

Than to have sex, have sex, have sex

I'd rather get bitten by a cottonmouth snake
I'd rather drown in the affections of a Rikki Lake
I'd rather see an evangelist that isn't fake
Than to have sex, have sex, have sex

I don't know what it is
But I feel like Barry
Manilow, that is, and that's pretty scary
I'm tryin' to get the feeling again
But I'm afraid I can't
How 'bout Buddhism, Zen, then?

I'd rather get hit by a wild pitch
I'd rather get hit by a wild bitch
I'd rather work for a program director
Who's a real snitch
Than to have sex, have sex, have sex

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Replies:

Re: Have Sex -- Father Tasseldorf, 13:49:38 07/14/01 Sat
Re: Have Sex -- i mandrew san, 19:20:34 07/14/01 Sat
- Re: Have Sex -- shade, 19:29:26 07/14/01 Sat
Re: Have Sex -- Moonchild, 20:08:08 07/14/01 Sat
- Re: Have Sex -- shade, 20:24:13 07/14/01 Sat
  - Re: Have Sex -- Moonchild, 21:23:52 07/14/01 Sat
Re: Have Sex -- Peggy, 21:58:41 07/15/01 Sun
- Re: Have Sex -- shade, 15:30:53 07/16/01 Mon
  - Re: Have Sex -- Peggy, 00:32:10 07/17/01 Tue
Re: Have Sex -- J.M. Nickerson, 17:48:35 07/20/01 Fri
- oh yeah!!! -- Peggy, 02:49:02 07/26/01 Thu
Re: Have Sex -- Sarah, 04:47:27 07/26/01 Thu
- Re: Have Sex -- shade, 15:38:10 07/26/01 Thu
  - Re: Have Sex -- Sarah, 16:50:18 07/26/01 Thu
    - Re: Have Sex -- shade, 18:10:33 07/26/01 Thu
      - THINK HOW FUN!!!!! -- shade, 18:17:08 07/26/01 Thu
        Re: THINK HOW FUN!!!!! -- Peggy, 03:44:14 07/27/01 Fri

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