VVS LAXATIVES R4 - "Turmoil at Laxus as Aka get the Sacka" -- RFL

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Date Posted: 17:51:29 05/12/06 Fri
Author: New Dehli Chronicle
Author Host/IP: 61.95.73.42
Subject: VVS LAXATIVES R4 - "Turmoil at Laxus as Aka get the Sacka"
In reply to: VVS LAXATIVES 's message, "VVS LAXATIVES Team Thread" on 13:02:03 03/29/06 Wed

A furore has erupted at Laxus stadium when Laxatives star Jason Akermanis was dropped for disciplinary reasons this week. This is despite some Rantlow style performances as a tackler in the last couple of weeks. Laxatives coach Floodney Spew did not speak to the media but left it to stand in captain Barry Hall to read a statement which stated:

"The player group and group of players and the leadership group, as well as the leaders of the player group, as opposed to the non-leaders of the non-playing group, all felt that Jason has digressed from team rules both on and off the field. Team rules require all players not to flick towels at the nuts of other players. We all know what happened to Peter Crimmins. He also forgot to flush the dunny and left skid marks on the bowl. On a post training inspection of the toilet group, the leadership group called for volunteers as to who transgressed and Aka owned up. He agrees the measures taken were approriate but is still in a shit over it and would like to leave the club. He feels the coach, Flood Spew, is a grumpy old prick and wouldn't know his ass from his face when it comes to modern footy but despite all this he'll be working hard to get back in the team as he always does when he's made a dick of himself. Thank you"

Mids
Goodwin
J.Bowden
C.Bruce

Forwards
Hall
A.Rocca
M.Riciutto

Ruck
Jolly

Tackles
J.Carr

Emerg
K.Kingsley

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