Round 6 Results - Laxatives take Wackys to the sewers! -- RFL

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Date Posted: 22:16:17 05/29/06 Mon
Author: RFL.com
Author Host/IP: 58.170.211.185
Subject: Round 6 Results - Laxatives take Wackys to the sewers!

Despite a poor showing by recalled ruckman Darren Jolly, the Laxatives continue on like hot curry through the large intestine. Easily accounting for the floundering Wacky Racers, 163 to 124. The 39 point victory was achieved without any significant return from recalled stalwarts Jolly & Akermanis.

Dark times have agained descended on Dark Park with another defeat casting lengthening shadows over the future of The General. The recalled Brad Ottens certainly didn't help the cause with a pitiful return of 15 points. The General is believed to have invited representatives of the GOAFG faction to go forth and multiply. GAGF was the words shouted in their direction at the conclusion of the game. Horse Longmire for the winners was hardly smiling with another injury to a key performer, likely to stretch an already stretched list further.

Meanwhile Jon Brown continues with the drinking session out at Piss Pot Park, with another impressive round of 7. For the third week in a row the Piss Pots have kicked the double ton. This week rendering the Navy impotent.

The improvement in the Party Animals continues with the Disco Kings recording their second win of the season at the expense of Handy's boys. Said Molly, we weren't really ourselves today, its always a bit difficult to go out and beat off Handy Shandy's men, but we ended up doing it with ease despite the stiffness of the task at hand.

Results:

SwanGunners
FORWARDS
O'Keefe 2 0 12
O'Loughlin 3 1 19
Pavlich 2 1 13
MIDFIELD
Goodes 4 4 28
Kerr 3 5 23
Cross 4 4 28
RUCK
Lade 5 5 35
TACKLER
Judd 4 1 25
EMERGENCY
Del Santo
TOTAL 27 21 183

Darkness Eternal
FORWARDS
Matthew Richardson 1 4 10
Russell Robertson 4 2 26
Brad Green 1 0 6
MIDFIELD
Shane Tuck 4 0 24
Cameron Ling 4 0 24
Gary Ablett 4 1 25
RUCK
Brad Ottens 2 3 15
TACKLER
Joel Corey 1 4 10
EMERGENCY
Troy Simmonds
TOTAL 21 14 140

Elliots Last Shout
FORWARDS
Brown, Jonathon 7 3 45
Riewoldt, 2 3 15
Farmer, DNP
MIDFIELD
West, 6 4 40
Stevens, 3 5 23
Power 3 0 18
RUCK
French, 3 2 20
TACKLER
Kirk, 8 2 50
EMERGENCY
Bradshaw 3 4 22
TOTAL 35 23 233

McHales Navy
FORWARDS
Nick Davis 4 1 25
Didak 3 1 19
Lucas 3 2 20
MIDFIELD
Cornes, Kane 5 3 33
Simon Black 4 3 27
Scott Thompson 4 4 28
RUCK
Dean Cox 4 3 27
TACKLER
Bolton, Jude 3 2 20
EMERGENCY
Jeff White
TOTAL 30 19 199

VVS Laxatives
FORWARDS
A.Rocca 5 1 31
B.Hall 4 1 25
M.Ruicutto 3 0 18
MIDFIELD
Goodwin 5 2 32
J.Bowden 3 1 19
J Carr 2 5 17
RUCK
Jolly 2 4 16
TACKLER
Akermanis 0 5 5
EMERGENCY
Bruce
TOTAL 24 19 163

Wacky Racers
FORWARDS
Adam Yze 0 0 0
Thompson 1 0 6
Williams 2 1 13
MIDFIELD
Fletcher, Chad 3 1 19
Harvey Brett 3 1 19
Cousins, Ben 3 5 23
RUCK
Biglands 3 1 19
TACKLER
Couglan 4 1 25
EMERGENCY
Shannon Grant
TOTAL 19 10 124

Master Bakers
FORWARDS
Milne 0 1 1
Gehrig, 2 2 14
Tarrant, 4 1 25
MIDFIELD
Buckley 3 5 23
Crawford 2 3 15
Milburn 2 5 17
RUCK
Fraser 2 2 14
TACKLER
Hayes, 1 4 10
EMERGENCY
Hille
TOTAL 16 23 119

Party Animals
FORWARDS
Neitz 0 0 0
Fevola 2 2 14
Tredrea 4 1 25
MIDFIELD
Hodge 3 1 19
Bell 4 3 27
Mitchell 2 3 15
RUCK
Everitt 5 5 35
TACKLER
Ball 0 5 5
EMERGENCY
McPharlin
TOTAL 20 20 140

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Replies:

Round 5 Ladder -- Deputy to the Deputy Commissioner, 22:17:59 05/29/06 Mon
- Jaysus - my boys kicked 30 goals and still got thumped! (NT) -- Jock, 23:14:18 05/29/06 Mon
- Re: Should be Round 6 ladder. (NT) -- Deputy Deputy under stress, 12:15:32 05/30/06 Tue
Brad Ottens is absolute rubbish -- TT, 17:29:34 05/31/06 Wed
- err ... I mean The General (NT) -- The General, 17:40:09 05/31/06 Wed
  - He was yore franchise, TT, like Brownie, eh? -- PTP aka the Jock, 22:38:54 05/31/06 Wed
    - Re: He was yore franchise, TT, like Brownie, eh? -- TT (not The General) this time, 18:31:26 06/01/06 Thu
      - Ah yes Corky McKareersgone. -- PTP, 16:52:51 06/02/06 Fri