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Date Posted: 21:58:05 05/10/05 Tue
Author: RFL.com
Author Host/IP: 60.230.169.245
Subject: Gunners in crisis!!

With his distraught wife dressed in a pink mini-skirt by his side, SwanGunners chairman Geoff Willissee embarked from his pink helicopter and today announced the sacking of long serving coach Quick Rade.

Rade, who had been coach of the Gunners since their admittance into the RFL way back in season 2001 or was it 2002, was today advised that his services were no longer required.

Said club president Willessee, "I've outlayed a shit load of money to get this team on the paddock, and to date we haven't even had a sniff of a win. What incompetent fool leaves Aaron Sandilands languishing in the 2's in favour of fucking Cain Ackland. And how is it possible for James Hird to be selected when he has been lying in hospital for a week. Pure fuckwit selection decisions. The coach must go."

Said coach Rade, "I just don't know what happened at the selection table. One minute we were all as alert as ever, and then the coffee flavoured lollies we were sucking to keep us awake ran out, and we just couldn't think straight. I hold no grudges against anyone at the club, although I will be speaking to my solicitors before making my next statement."

The Gunners are yet to appoint a coach for the remainder of the season, but expect a decission to be made within days.

The early favourite for job is current deputy Horse Longmire, however the Gunners may break with tradition and appoint an outsider in Arse-on-Venger, who has absolutely no experience in coaching at RFL level.

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