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Date Posted: 22:35:53 05/18/01 Fri
Author: Rich
Subject: Brian Epstein by John Lennon. The bit where he sings "Baby, you're a rich man too" is actually "Baby, you're a rich gay Jew". Seriously. Talking of jugs, I just bought the new FHM with the top 100 women in it. Some surprises, such as heavily publicised Kylie not doing that well, and heavily-publicised Emily from Brookside, that bint from Eastenders and Posh Spice not featuring at all. Top ten in the secret clicker...
In reply to: Griff 's message, "I love the way you put that little "not in a gay way" disclaimer in your profile there, Rich! Actually, considering that and your constant horny references to women and jugs, I reckon you're in denial - so come on out of the closet, Rich! You're trying too hard, you must be as bent as a three bob note. You can tell me Rich! Hee hee!" on 19:08:25 05/18/01 Fri

10. Alyson Hannigan (beating Buffy herself by one place - I'd give her one right up the ginger minge)
9. Carmen Electra (yeah, I would, but she'd have to ask nicely, bit butch-looking and I'm not gay as you know)
8. Charlize Theron (Who? Ah, who cares, I'd slip her a treat anyway)
7. Cat Deeley (Cat, another word for Pus... forget it, I'd give her one!)
6. Salma Hayek (Hooded eyes, possible tache, but she'd still squeal out from Big Rich's love muscle)
5. Denise Richards (She's asking for it, the spinky minx!)
4. Kelly Brook (I'd bang her so hard she couldn't sit down for a fortnight)
3. Britney Spears (I wouldn't hit you one more time, Britney, or indeed at all. What I would do is give you a damn good shagging. Well, a half decent one that lasts as long as one of your singles anyway)
2. Rachel Stevens (I'd give her one)
1. Jennifer Lopez (Yeah, I would, but not as much as most of the others. Overrated)

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