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Date Posted: 21:10:28 03/11/01 Sun
Author: Grigg Grigger
Subject: It's...

THE SECRET DIARY OF GRIGG GRIGGER, AGED 233/4

By Sue Cows'end

Monday, 6:00pm: Get up for work nice and early. I love going to work, I get to spend all day dreaming about Bobby Zee. Oh, how I love him.

7:00pm: Go for a poo on the toilet. While I sit there I compose an ode to Bobby Zee. He truly is the best.

8:10am: While baking some bread one of the rolls comes out in the shape of the DeLorean. I make a witty anecdote out of this to the girls behind the counter. They all look really interested.

12:00am: Bit of a sad time for me as it's nearly time to go home and I haven't chatted up many pensioners today. I know when I get back and log on to the internet that Rich will have posted again. Oh, if only I could be as witty and informed as he is! Every time he posts a review he talks so much sense - wherever does he get his wisdom from?

13:30pm: Cheer myself up by combining kleenex, the bogs and a mental image of Michael J.Fox to glorious effect.

15:30pm: See Jim for a bit, tell him a new BTTF anecdote. Says he's heard it 6000 times already. He is a wag, and I'm sure he's really interested and he's just putting it on.

17:30pm: Post some new BTTF anecdotes to the board. They ought to fascinate the millions of visitors it gets.

18:30pm: A bit of a down spell for me as I realise I can't go on for another fortnight without justifying the board by posting a review. Oh, how I hate writing reviews! Still, I suppose I shall have to...

19:30pm: My bedtime. I cheer myself up by going to sleep thinking of Christopher Lloyd. Ah, bliss!

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