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Date Posted: 15:17:23 04/26/02 Fri
Author: Andy Hayward
Author Host/IP: mktg.surrart.ac.uk / 193.62.44.254
Subject: These are great!
In reply to: moomin 's message, "Subject: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity" on 13:49:17 04/26/02 Fri

>Subject: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
>sunglasses on and point a
>hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
>your voice.
>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
>they want frieswith that.
>4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
>everyone has gotten
>over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for
>sexual favors".
>7. Finish all your sentences with, "in accordance with
>the prophecy."
>8. Don't use any punctuation marks
>9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
>after they answer.
>11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
>12. Sing along at the opera.
>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
>rhyme.
>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
>tape of jungle
>sounds all day.
>15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
>attend their party
>because you're not in the mood.
>16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling
>name, Rock HardKim.
>17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won,
>I won! Third time
>this week!"18. When leaving the zoo, start running
>towards the parking lot,
>yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
>19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the
>economy, we are going to
>have to let one of you go."

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  • I've managed to convince Ed to come down this weekend. Woohoo. He called me a persistent bastard! I only e-mailed 3 times and texted a couple. (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 15:45:31 04/26/02 Fri
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