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Date Posted: 17:41:45 04/22/02 Mon
Author: Andy Hayward
Author Host/IP: mktg.surrart.ac.uk / 193.62.44.254
Subject:

Chinese proverbs

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot
walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to
best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him
in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw
to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet tis high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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the last one is verry funny. -- moomin, 09:24:34 04/23/02 Tue
- Why do you like the last one so much? (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 10:47:16 04/23/02 Tue
Only cause you are sick Moom. Those unfortunate little people. I thought they were mostly all good. (NT) -- Nikki, 13:11:05 04/23/02 Tue
- I thought it was just Moomin coming down to their level......and appreciating it from their point of view. (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 17:28:13 04/23/02 Tue
Ha ha. How true though! (NT) -- Nikki, 14:28:35 04/25/02 Thu
- Moomin. What do you have to say? Why did you find it funny? (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 10:23:06 04/26/02 Fri
  - no comment - bugger i did it again! (NT) -- moomin, 11:49:55 04/26/02 Fri
    - That was for the secret sexism debate you weren't making any comment on. Ooops, I've let the cat out of the bag. (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 11:59:53 04/26/02 Fri
      - Well. The point is that this is a message board and you're supposed to write messages. (NT) -- Andy Hayward, 12:03:25 04/26/02 Fri

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