熊貓新聞（2006/01/12） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 熊貓新聞（2006/01/12）

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Date Posted: 16:07:15 01/12/06 Thu

內地正密鑼緊鼓地籌備把一對大熊貓送給台灣，整件事被高調地報道，實在是令人看得十分開心的新聞。
被選中的大熊貓十六號和十九號，其外表可愛不在話下，唯有關人員在新聞發布會上亦十分懂得製造話題：「你看這照片中，牠們多恩愛？還在說悄悄話道：我們被選中了，快要去寶島了！」這完全是娛樂記者看圖配上設計對白，並自己創造故事情節的伎倆了！
還不夠娛樂？發言人續道：「雌性十六號很有姐姐照顧弟弟的風範，雄性十九號亦時有男子氣慨……很新潮，這是姐弟戀！」
不過最精采的新聞倒發生在寶島。一方面，人們對大熊貓的登陸趨之若鶩，居然同時有兩個動物園（台北市立動物園及新竹六福村動物園）正在建造熊貓館，均即將落成；熊貓爭奪戰已然展開，證明熊貓有市場啦！問題是，假使其中一方獲得熊貓「撫養權」，咁另一個熊貓館點算？展出紙板熊貓乎？但又不可能要一對大熊貓「分居」兩地啩！
另一方面，台灣當局對於是否收禮又很有保留，又話這是中共統戰手段，又話對方話送就送太不尊重云云。
哈哈，穢凭Y心理戰啦！你哋咪即管試下唔收，作啲理由不批准熊貓入境囉！睇下到時會點？

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