金腰帶與騎馬機（2006/04/19） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 金腰帶與騎馬機（2006/04/19）

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Date Posted: 16:28:05 04/19/06 Wed

早前，消委會一再提醒市民，指釵h纖體公司所銷售的減肥服務，效果成疑。於是，大家對纖體公司的信心稍稍動搖，城中就轉為掀起了一陣「自家修身」的熱潮。
──與其說是「掀起熱潮」，倒不如說是聰明的商人趁機、乘勢，大力推出各種家居減肥修身產品吧！
前陣子，人人都談O公司那條「金腰帶」。「金腰帶」當然不是金色的，也不是要殺人放火才可以得到；它售價約一千四百元，號稱天天用上二十分鐘，把它綁在腰間震呀震，就可以迅速減磅纖腰。不少人質疑它是否有用，但被質疑之餘它一樣賣到斷市，講到「天使與魔鬼都搶住用」咁！
之後，O公司的對手（也叫做O公司，好亂）連忙推出「超人腰帶」，原理相似，但以高科技包裝，好似幪面超人條變身腰帶咁！但以乎已被「金腰帶」飲了頭啖湯，冇咁哄動。
那邊廂，O公司決定唔好俾夆情A繼「金腰帶」後再接再厲推出「騎馬機」！一時之間，騎馬減肥又成為城中熱話，人人去到O公司的門市部，都不禁要試騎一下──特別係細路仔，當正坁惆蒶搌情I同時，日本名牌P廠亦大力推廣他們的「騎馬機」，宣稱更似騎真馬……
母親節就到了，大家識做啦？

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