手機殺手（2006/05/10） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 手機殺手（2006/05/10）

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Date Posted: 01:04:09 05/11/06 Thu

與朋友C小姐通電話，對方忽道：「我又換了手機。」我大驚失色：「乜話？又換手機？你的那部不是新機麼？好似用了兩三個月之喎，你換機仲密過我！」
她慘笑說：「係呀，但我部機又跌咗落廁所呀！」
呵呵呵，不是我幸災樂禍，但最經典的是她那個「又」字！即是說，她的手機跌落廁所已不是第一次發生了！
水和地心吸力，是手機的兩大殺手。手機跌落水中，就算將之用風筒吹乾救得返一時（我試過），但仍然會有部分水點、水氣隱藏在機內，令零件氧化，隨時會突然死亡。如果跌落廁所，浸的是鹹水，則損害更大，多數救唔返，連二手手機店都不會收！
但如果沒有地心吸力，手機又怎會無端端跌落水？所以，地心吸力才是手機第一殺手。忽發奇想：如果可以開發一種「反地心吸力手機」，手機在臨撞擊地面（或水面）前，會彈出一個防撞「氣袋」，那就可以大大減低手機的死亡率了！
之不過，誰說要減低手機死亡率？手機死亡率愈高，大家換機換得愈頻密，手機商才會有錢賺，才會更落本錢開發新型號手機……
話說回來，最有效防止手機跌落廁所的方法，其實是如廁時不要帶手機！就係咁簡單！

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