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Subject: 跌手機(2006/10/24)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 19:57:14 10/27/06 Fri

今日的香港人,大部分都擁有手提電話了。可是,大部分人亦同時試過「跌手機」。
「跌手機」的意思,在廣東話中不單純是手機「跌」到地上,通常更指「遺失」手機。遺失的黑點,不外乎是曙U、酒樓、酒吧、的士……一旦「遺」了,「失」的機會就相當大。
卻有一種「跌手機」是真真正正的「跌」,然而這種跌法,可以令你明明見到部手機在你眼前、但一樣到最後失去手機……那就是「手機跌落廁所」。
據我觀察,女姓發生「手機跌落廁所」的機會比較大。也閉O因為女士們大小二事(再加另一回事)均要進入廁格使用座廁,於是在廁所用手機的機會比男士多上一倍以上,意外發生率就自然高了!
手機跌落廁所後,眼見它已濕掉、沉底,甚至沾滿了……你還會否把它拾起來?這絕對是人生交叉點。雖然本人未試過,卻試過替人處理在廁所拾上來的手機……
說起手機,有條手機IQ題考考你:一個香港的中等收入家庭,一家四口,包括年近四十的父親、三十來歲的母親、讀初中的長女以及讀小學的幼女。四人都各自擁有一部手機,請問哪一位的手機是型號最新且價錢最貴的呢?答案明天揭曉。

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