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Subject: 開心預言(2007/01/03)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 18:59:02 01/04/07 Thu

在地鐵站中,看到城中某著名玄學家那鋪天誚a的「豬年運程書」廣告,真的看得我很開心!
點解開心?因為好好笑嘛!完全係睇到我開懷大笑鶧式A真係仲開心過睇喜劇!
首先,他的運程書封面以及廣告的巨照,仍然沿用那十幾廿年前的瀟洒舊相片,就已經夠搞笑了!(忽發奇想:如果某某天王級男歌手或天后級女歌星,推出新唱片時居然用自己二十年前的舊相,效果都應該幾強烈喎!我指的是喜劇效果耶!)
但最好笑的,是他在廣告中用大大隻字,簡批了十二生肖的豬年運程。詳細的用詞我沒有細記,但大概是:有四個生肖明年犯太歲,但會得到貴人相助而得福;有兩個生肖明年在平淡中卻見姿彩;有兩個生肖明年形勢轉好;另兩個明年大富大貴;最後兩個則豬籠入水……諸如此類。
換言之,一句講晒:十二生肖在豬年全部都有好運!如此的「預言」,誰不愛聽?難怪那位玄學家的運程書每年特別好賣了!
試想想,如果有本運程書真的「照直講」,指某些生肖的人明年衰到貼地,絕不會有貴人打救,亦沒有改運法門,薺A陣都冇用……如此的預言書,會有人肯買嗎?

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