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Subject: 欠水(2007/01/06)


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舒展超
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Date Posted: 17:02:35 01/08/07 Mon

看了「某大師」的「豬年運程書」,指我這個人命中欠水(?),明年一定要多親近水,仲要由朝到晚都要水、水、水!
它建議道:一早起床,就要飲大量清水,每日起碼要飲八杯以上(乜咁似那些健康小提示的?),最好是甚麼冰山牌的礦泉水(因為冰山也是水的化身乎?),刷牙要用薄荷味的牙膏(薄荷又關水事?)等等。
還有:家中最好養魚,辦公室內要有流水的糧],夏天多游水,有空多去乘搭渡輪和多去「迪士尼」(?),除了多飲水外也要多喝豆漿和「益力多」(他真的指明是「益力多」!)
姑勿論這些風「水」建議是否有效,我可以一口咬定,這位大師一定和我一樣,是「促進香港經濟繁榮協會」的重要會員!
因為他不只叫我飲水,更叫我飲冰山牌礦泉水和「益力多」!化又叫我多幫襯「迪士尼」!完全係變相鼓勵我多消費,赫然是「促進香港經濟繁榮協會」的作風啦!
──還有還有,他後半部書的篇幅,全都是宣傳他專門店內售賣的風水改運靈物。若然我不由分說全部照單買下,絕對會欠「水」囉!
話時話,我真的考慮在辦去室養番缸魚;寧可信其有嘛!

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