我的減肥心得（2005/07/23） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 我的減肥心得（2005/07/23）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 04:12:14 07/24/05 Sun

每逢跟幾位女性朋友、女同事們一起吃飯，話題例必會由桌面上的食物，走到去減肥食品、減肥應獢B減肥茶以至減肥藥等等，屢試不爽，萬試萬靈。
最奇的是，我這位男士，居然在此類題目上，也可以搭上兩咀，侃侃而談，每每令席上的女士們瞪大了眼，顯得難以置信，但又極感興趣，想聽聽我的減肥心得。
比方說，有人提到市面上一種著名的減肥飲品，屨e飲用的，說它味道不錯，但不知有冇效。我就即時搭上了咀：「我有飲過它一段日子，真的幾好味。有效麼？起初是有效的，整個人明顯清減了，但卻會覺得全身很虛很累，而且，多多少少會有輕瀉。後來就沒有再飲用了，家中雪櫃還剩下釵h支，你們有興趣可以拿去試試。」
名家一出「口」，便知有沒有。大家聽到我以上一番評論，當堂呆住。我卻乘勝追擊：「後來我轉吃了某某做代言人那隻 XX 產品。開頭十分有效，個肚腩減了一大截。但後來，身體好像對它產生了免疫力以的，愈吃愈無效，於是就放棄了。」
只見眾女士看看我身上仍然存在的肚腩，全都沒有作聲，繼續「扒飯」。

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