商戶專用的謊言（2005/09/06） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 商戶專用的謊言（2005/09/06）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 19:42:49 09/06/05 Tue

假日逛商場，雖是一件樂事；但在人群之中穿來插去、在多層商場中擾來攘去數小時，你也總會覺得疲乏，想休息一下。
外語中的 Rest Room，正是洗手間、廁所（Toilet）的一個斯文說法。走進洗手間絕對是一種休息，讓運動之後身體所產生的廢物，舒解出體外，然後洗一把面，自然可把倦意減退。
可是，釵h商場洗手間都有些令人不解的告示。例如，洗手間內明明有十格廁所，往往有三格門外標明「乜乜曙U專用」，另三格又標明「物物酒樓專用」，再有三格標明「某某商戶專用」；剩下最角落的一格，沒有標示了，推門進去，卻發現堆滿雜物，原來是廁所阿伯（阿嬸）專用的。
假使我並非幫襯乜乜曙U、物物酒樓或某某商戶，我是否仍可使用這些廁格？我使用的話，會否被人責備？又，我如何證明自己是該些商戶的顧客？
連串沒有答案的問題，只告訴大家一件事：那些告示是多餘的！既然多餘，那麼「乜乜曙U專用」就是一句廢話、謊話！
有些洗手間內，連尿兜、洗手盆都標明「專用」，實在費解！（「都市謊言」系列之五）

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