多得「雨」兄（2005/09/29） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 多得「雨」兄（2005/09/29）

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Date Posted: 17:10:09 09/29/05 Thu

韓國人氣巨星「雨」先生（阿 Rain，鄭智薰）早前來港，為某日本牌子護膚品作宣傳；據知他在尖沙嘴廣東道出席宣傳活動當日，街上塞滿了幾千人。
這幾天，他為該牌子拍攝的電視廣告，經已出街，且日播夜播。我看過之後，不禁歎道：「今次麻煩可大了！」
只見廣告中，「雨」兄笑淫淫地（好吧好吧，是「笑瞇瞇地」），把該護膚產品塗在手掌中，輕輕拭抹，然後又色迷迷地（OK，OK，是「很迷人地」），為一位美女按摩背部，專心一意，服務周到……美女自然一副冧樣，相信在看廣告的一眾「女 Rain 迷」，也看得極冧吧！
剛好（應該說「不巧」），我身邊正好有一位「女 Rain 迷」，所以才說「今次麻煩可大了」。看到一半，她已發言：「睇下人哋阿 Rain 幾好，幫女友搽油按摩呀！你幾時有做過吖？」
我馬上辯論：「第一，如果我可以好似阿 Rain 咁，按兩按就收幾十萬（至少），我一定願意按！第二，如果對方係一個咁靚的美女，我就更加願意做！」
雖然我壓低聲音說，但她的拳打和腳踢已然攻到！唉，真係多得「雨」兄唔少！

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