辦公室中的倉鼠（2005/01/03） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 辦公室中的倉鼠（2005/01/03）

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Date Posted: 19:19:16 01/03/05 Mon

IQ題：我家中養有三頭兔子、兩頭倉鼠，但我總共有六隻寵物，何解？
答案很簡單：因為第六隻寵物，我是養在辦公室的。她是一頭灰白相間的小倉鼠，還沒有正式的名字，但大家都稱她為「肥妹」。
幾個月前，有同事送我一個小小的玻璃魚缸，但我又不想用之來養魚，於是靈機一觸，就將魚缸改裝成「「倉鼠缸」，內置木糠、水樽、跑步輪和小木屋，設備齊全。之後就到寵物店，選了「肥妹」回來；不，當時她仍未肥的。
起初，她白天經常躲在小木屋中睡覺，同事們都見不到她的真面目，個個都會問：「你隻老鼠死咗？」我每次都懶得向對方解釋老鼠和倉鼠的分別，只會答：「死你個頭！她不知瞓得幾開心！」
就是這種「吃飽就睡、睡飽就吃」的生活，不出幾星期，她就變成了「肥妹」。熟習了環境後，她開始活躍起來，同事們見到她在缸中走來走去，又個個都會問：「得吨@隻好悶喎！點解唔幫忡秘f個伴呀？」只好耐性地解釋：「若找隻公的做伴，會很快生出很多仔女，冇可能養到！但若找雌的，恐怕兩者容不下對方，會打架互殘！」（待續）

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