買一送十（2004/03/29） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 買一送十（2004/03/29）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 23:16:09 03/30/04 Tue

世界上，真有如此的好事？買一送十？
真的，千真萬碓。但是否真乃「好事」，就見仁見智了。
自心愛金毛倉鼠鬱鬱而終後，我心亦鬱鬱；於是在某周日，走去寵物店，又買了兩隻黑色的「熊人倉鼠」回來。我特地選了兩頭女仔，以免一加一變成一家倉鼠。
但人算不如天算。大約兩星期後，只見倉鼠籠中忽然出現一大團粉紅色物事在擩動着，仔細一看，赫然發現是剛出生的倉鼠 BB！我大驚失色，點解可以同性繁殖？難道其中一隻是公不是乸？
最合理的解釋，是倉鼠早在買回來之時已懷孕「有饀」，只是當時肚子未大，很難發現而已。既來之，則安之，把倉鼠和 BB 們另置一籠安頓好後，數一數，BB 有十隻之多！變相買一送十。
翌日，重返寵物店向店主「報喜」道：「邊有買一送十咁好人呀！係咪專登㗎？想我幫襯你買多啲嘢都唔使咁啩！」店主笑得合不攏嘴。預計當 BB 們戒奶後，我至底限度也要多買十個籠了！想起就頭痛。
可是，當我見到 BB 們還未開眼還未長毛，捲縮在母親的懷中搶奶喝時，心中的那份美好感覺，卻真是千金難買的。

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