試用按摩椅（2004/04/14） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 試用按摩椅（2004/04/14）

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Date Posted: 03:36:12 04/14/04 Wed

假日經過商場中賣按摩椅的店子，總會見到每張按摩椅上，都坐有「客人」，可謂座無虛設。
不過，見他們一副閉目享受、全情投入的模樣，部分更享受得連鞋子也脫掉，我心中不禁想：他們真的是「客人」麼？還是「混吉」的居多？當然，說得好聽點是「試用」罷。
我也有「試用」的經驗。某次陪母親逛商場，不知怎地逛進了一家按摩椅專門店，她老人家毫不客氣就一屁股坐下來，這張試幾分鐘，那張又試幾分鐘，樂此不疲。該日不是假日，店員難得有「客」上門，自然大力落嘴頭推銷；我母親也交足戲，竟對每一型號評頭品足，又時不時問我意見，一副真準備要買的樣子，我只好唯唯諾諾，心想：「不是來真的吧！大拿拿萬幾蚊喎，要我找數乎？事先知會聲好喎！」
誰知母親大人自有主張。她試到爽了，忽對售貨員道：「呢兩張都幾好，不過要改天找我老公來試試，等囧M定買邊張。」售貨員也客氣得很，完全沒有「變臉」，一定聽慣了這種藉口。
過兩天，母親跟父親卻到了別家店子「試用」，重施故技，改為說「要等兒子來決定買邊張」。

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