減肥餐單（2003/07/05） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 減肥餐單（2003/07/05）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 21:11:46 07/04/03 Fri

有位任職記者的舊同事，忽然搖身一變成為纖體廣告女郎，身穿比堅尼在雜誌上大穡j士，令認識她的人（包括我）都感到嘩然！
印象中，她本身決不是肥胖一族，為何突然變為「減肥代言人」？
卻見她在廣告中娓娓道來，說自己曾因為情緒問題而暴飲暴食，大增二三十磅；後來痛定思痛，決心減肥，一次過把這二十多磅贅肉消滅云云。
咦？睇落又幾吸引喎，可以減成二十幾磅，有乜秘方？我這個有些少贅肉的「八公」連忙細讀下去。可是，當我讀到她所提供的減肥應畾氶A立即大呼：Forget it！諗都唔使諗！
其應璁p下：早嚏A一杯黑咖啡加半片不塗油的多士；午嚏A一杯清茶；晚嚏A滾水烚菜（不落油）及一碗湯（當然也是少油）。日日如是。
一句講晒：要天天吃如此的應獢A我寧可暴肥！快給我牛扒、朱古力、汽水、雪糕！
無巧不成話。另一位姊妹，無啦啦又轉來一封電郵，題為「減肥法大全」，一次過收集了坊間四十多種減肥秘笈，甚麼「跳繩減肥法」、「飲水減肥法」、「菠蘿減肥法」、「檸檬茶減肥法」等等。
小弟對之興趣不大。但有興趣一讀的姊妹弟兄們，請來訪小弟的網頁。

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「減肥法大全」在此！	舒展超	21:19:57 07/04/03 Fri