烏克蘭新娘（2003/07/21） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 烏克蘭新娘（2003/07/21）

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Date Posted: 05:42:15 07/21/03 Mon

年前，我曾經為一間台灣公司打過半年工，因而認識了不少台灣朋友。自此之後，我就不斷收到釵h來自台灣的垃圾廣告電郵，每天不下二十封！
就像這一則，內附一位性感鬼妹的大大張照片，題為「烏克蘭新娘介紹」！
圖中有此女子的簡介──名Lesia，生於一九八○年三月二十八日（芳齡二十三），身高一六八公分，體重五十公斤。
內文道：「你可知道二○○四年，英語將列入本國第二語言？那麼，一個小孩入學前，要花多少錢在雙語幼稚園？也部K…上百萬吧！精打細算的你，應該娶個既漂亮又會說英語的老婆，你的孩子就是天生贏家！」
嘩！咁都得？真箇：怪事處處有，台灣特別多；Junk Mail 日日收，台灣零舍 Junk！
為了減輕孩子的外語教育費用，就索性娶個外籍太太，生個外語孩子；這是甚麼邏輯、甚麼道理？如此類推的話，難道娶個當教師的老婆，生下來的孩子就不必上學，大可以省掉學費乎？
最大的笑位卻是：烏克蘭籍老婆，又怎會說流利英語？
稍有常識的人都知道，烏克蘭的法定語言是烏克蘭語，而第二流通語言是俄語。娶一位烏克蘭女子回來，反過來，是你要教她英語哩！

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