不去書展的十大原因（2003/07/28） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 不去書展的十大原因（2003/07/28）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 04:10:20 07/28/03 Mon

一年一度的書展明天開鑼，小弟例牌不會去，茲倒數十大原因，有搞笑有認真。
第十位：展期由星期二到星期日（八月三日）。二至六我都要返工，星期日則最多人，打死我都唔去！
第九位：小弟家中藏書數千本，晚晚都開私人書展，仲使乜去睇？
第八位：書是要來讀的，不是用來展覽的！愛讀書的人，平日周不時都會去書店、圖書館尋好書，絕不需要甚麼書展。
第七位：書展有好多新書出咩？唔覺喎！就算有，其實那些新書周街都有得賣，使乜俾入場費去書展買喎？
第六位：相反，書展好多舊書就真！出版社乘機促銷倉底貨，五蚊本十蚊本，搞到街市咁，愛書之人見到都痛心！
第五位：書展有作家簽名會？哦……睇睇名單，乜呢啲人叫作家咩？
第四位：在書展買書有特價？吓，八折九折叫做特價？好多書店長期有八折喎！
第三位：嘩！好多細路仔跑來跑去，又好多師奶騰來騰去，最怕呢種場面，見人仲多過見書！
第二位：講到書展點差都好，但我入親去就會失晒理性，一包二包書咁返出來，唔知點解！
第一位：我的名字就是「書展，超！」，穢凓P書展對着幹啦！

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