開運水馬騮（2003/11/14） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 開運水馬騮（2003/11/14）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 04:18:46 11/14/03 Fri

來年是猴年，如果我是商人，一定會乘機推銷一種超小型寵物──水馬騮。
說「水馬騮」是寵物，也釵麻I兒勉強，因為你在寵物店不會找到牠，反倒要去玩具店購買。此外，相信當大家見過牠的真貌之後，必會質疑：這能算是寵物嗎？
如此怪的東西，正合我意，最近買了回公司養。包裝像玩具，拆開來，是個小型水族箱，內附三包粉。第一包是清水劑，倒在水族箱中，注滿蒸餾水，攪勻後靜置一晚。第二包，是水馬騮的卵，第二天將之倒進去，輕輕攪拌。不消一天，水馬騮仔便會紛紛孵化出來，一點一點的在水中躍動，數以百計！
這時，你會說：「甚麼水馬騮？這明明是水蚑！」請耐心點，每星期餵以第三包粉（飼料）一小匙；假以時日，一點點的水蚑，便會長大成約一公分長的水馬騮了！
此刻，你見到水馬騮的真貌，也雪|說：「甚麼水馬騮？這明明是用來餵魚用的豐年蝦！」這次，你是說對了。其實水馬騮，跟豐年蝦有九成似，應該是同種生物；之不過，外國人將之包裝成高科技寵物，以玩具形式發售，賺了釵h年的錢。
明年猴年，一於視之為「開運水馬騮」，聚水聚財！

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