天下無敵鱷魚X（2003/12/09） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 天下無敵鱷魚X（2003/12/09）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 10:42:25 12/09/03 Tue

講，就天下無敵；做，就有心無力。
前陣子，澳洲鱷魚專家利弗被邀來港，搜捕元朗山貝河的不明來歷鱷魚。結果，他努力兩周，只能摸到鱷魚條尾；由最初很有信心，搞到最後大受挫折、鬱鬱而回。
不過臨走前，利弗還是大方地承認失敗，並很有風度地交棒予內地專家「鱷魚釗」，還親自帶對方視察環境、傳授心得。這，就是「大將之風」，雖敗猶榮！
同樣是專家，可「鱷魚釗」卻肯定不是大將。清楚記得，在利弗試捕數天不獲後，「鱷魚釗」曾在報上對記者誇下海口，謂自己可以三日之內捕得鱷魚，並指利弗用錯方法云云。後來他親臨香港視察，當日馬上改口風，謂現場環境捕鱷有一定難度，絕口不提「三日搞掂」之說。正是「神又係吽A鬼又係吽v。
現在多少天了？只見電視新聞中的「鱷魚釗」，表情愈來愈呆滯，信心愈來愈細；雖出動到十人捕鱷團，又親自潛水摸底，一樣徒勞無央C老實說，就算我明天醒來，見報章頭條是「鱷魚被捕」，我也不會覺得「鱷魚釗」有幾勁。
可笑的是，報上又出現另一內地專家「鱷魚藍」，又話自己可以三日搞掂……講，果然天下無敵！

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