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Date Posted: 18:10:04 05/08/03 Thu
Author: Shade Slipstream the dumb
Subject: Wrong Story! hehe But heres the right (horrible) one. I was really hyper when I wrote it...
In reply to: Shade Slipstream 's message, "Another (horrid) story called What a Bath can Do" on 18:05:48 05/08/03 Thu

The purple cow mooed and the vermin horde drinking dayshade tea with the abbotess died. Everyone cheered. Because the horrible tea was all drunked up by the vermin. The abbot cried. Becuase he was dead. Becase he was a vermin. Named Cluny the Mop. And then the Redwallers buried him, and he was dead. Again. That was his fiveelleventy times dying. It was really getting on her nerves. Then Martin the warrior floated up and started you yell and scream about Weird War of 1465886767 and battle plans. So the Redwallers put him in chains and brought him to the mental hospital next door. The reason it was next door is because the mental hospital was making big bling bling (money for all you non players out there) from all the insane Redwallers. So Martin was but in the mental hospital. But he begane haunting beasts dreams and making them go out on quest for blueberry pies so he got sent back to Redwall. And Cluny the Mop the second, who was a hedgehog was abbess and tied Martin in chains and locked him in a dungeon. And everyone cheered. Because the insane warrior was locked up. And then Shade Slipstream the otter by accident let him out and she was killed by all the angry Redwallers by being drowned in mushroom trifle. So she was dead. So she married Martin and took over the mental hospital. But Rose was mad. She was left all alone to was the dish. So she killed Shade. But Shade came back the very next day, Shade came back, she wouldn't stay away... So Shade came back and Rose killed her. This happened 20 more times before Shade got annoyed by Martins moaning and groanings about having to wash the dish and stayed dead with Cluney the Mop. And Rose got annoyed with Martin and died again also. Soon, everyone was annoyed with Martin and died. And they set up a huge party were everyone got drunk and made fools of themselves and Martin wasn't aloud in. And vermin took over Redwall. And Cluny the Mop the second the hedgehog brought them all down to the party were they had alot more fun. And Martin was all alone in the mental hospital, eating blueberry pies, when he got an idea. He got the second Martin and switched places with him. So Martin the first was in the party. Then the second Martin went back to the party. And everyone was so drunk, that they didn't notice that there was two Martins. And everyone died. The End. Then the Pearls of Lutra were found in an empty barrel and Shade ate them because she was so smart and then no one would fight over them. So everyone killed Shade and got the Pearls back and Ublaz but them in his crown and everyone was happy again. And Shade was even aloud to join the party and get drunk. Again. The Real End.

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