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Date Posted: 15:40:41 03/28/05 Mon
Author: chamberlain
Subject: a buddy introduced to me to this chick...
In reply to: BFIH 's message, "Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo" on 13:54:50 03/28/05 Mon

that worked at a drive-thru where he always used to buy his smokes and mountain dews after we were done skating for the night. she was a big 'un if you know what i mean. anyhow, he used to make veiled comments involving the topic of dicks and penises (peni?) i finally broke down and asked him about it and he said to wait until the next time we drove through.

the next time we drove through he told this chick to show it. she proceeded to pull up her shirt exposing two gigantic but disgustingly gross tits with a dick tattooed between them. i nearly shat myself.

crazy part of this story is how he found out about it. apparently, while drunk one night, his friends pulled together some cash and told them they'd give it to him if he humped this chick. by the end of the night he had sex with a fat girl and won 5 bucks and mountain dew they threw in for kicks. now, whenever confronted with the question "would you?" after a lady walks by, i can now reply, "not for five bucks and a mountain dew."

moral of the story: don't go through drive-thrus to see strange tattoos when people will post them on the internet for free.

take care of yourselves,

chamberlain

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