I'm waaaayyy too deep in my cup... -- Black Lodge Saloon

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Date Posted: 21:34:03 05/23/05 Mon
Author: Waldo
Subject: I'm waaaayyy too deep in my cup...
In reply to: BFIH 's message, "What are you guys too deep in your cups" on 09:41:16 05/23/05 Mon

to talk anymore...

Nah, I don't think that's true. I don't even know what that means.

Ol' Waldo has been crazy-busy at work, m'friends, logging a lot of air miles and hotel points along the way. When I am home, I'm still working like crazy. I still visit the neighborhood bar on the weekends, drinking O'Doul's again after a summer of experimentation - with very poor results, as poor really as they could have gotten. It feels good to be back on the right track.

Oh yeah... I'm on the prowl. Chasing a gal who has no business being interested in me.... but she's sending just enough of the right signals to keep me working at it. Are you ready for this?

She's 5' 11". (Wow - I can barely see over mini-me's head).

She's got the body of a model.

And... you'll hate me for this... but here's the kicker.

She's 21.

Now why would a 35-year old bald fat man be interested in a hot-ass 21 year old? Well, I'll grant you the reasons that are already swimming in your head.... but that's barely just a part of it. She's smart as a whip. She doesn't even own a tv (which I think is crazy, but cool if it ain't me), she'd rather read. She's got a good job. She's funny. And more important than her being funny.... she recognizes that I'm funny, and laughs at me all night long. I've found that women who don't think I'm funny are fuckin' stupid.

So anyway, Ol' Waldo is in the early stages of Project TD-Dub, which is short for TDW, which is short for Tall Drink of Water. Heck, I'll prob'ly be back in a week, cryin' in my Black Lodge Non-Alcoholic Beer... but until then.....

Game On.

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Replies:

haha -- LB, 00:14:45 05/24/05 Tue
- my fault?? -- coyotyl, 10:58:05 05/24/05 Tue
  - Re: my fault?? -- LB, 06:33:43 05/25/05 Wed
I don't get it... -- bfny, 07:35:22 05/24/05 Tue
- hahaha, very funny.... -- Waldo, 19:41:37 05/24/05 Tue
  - color me Stupid... -- chamberlain, 20:31:04 05/24/05 Tue
    - You need a vacation to Australia, mate -- BFIH, 06:00:43 05/25/05 Wed
    - Come and work in England -- LB, 06:27:37 05/25/05 Wed
      - I tried the dangerous tact once... -- bfny, 08:17:00 05/25/05 Wed
        well if you were a woman -- BFIH, 10:37:16 05/25/05 Wed
  - women generally liked me for my humor -- bfny, 05:34:04 05/25/05 Wed
    - Re: women generally liked me for my humor -- Waldo, 16:04:25 05/25/05 Wed
Sounds like if you dance close to her -- BFIH, 05:55:54 05/25/05 Wed

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