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Date Posted: 11:47:13 09/14/04 Tue
Author: bfny
Subject: nice story, but...
In reply to: Lawshark 's message, "Good to hear! 1st day of school on our end too..." on 08:41:58 09/14/04 Tue

seeing as how I fancy myself as the A-One peddler of kiddie kapers, round here, I feel I must attempt to one up you on this score.

Me, Toni, Sam and Zeke were hanging out near the promenade in Brooklyn the other weekend when Toni stopped in to some high-falutin' furniture sample sale or something. I decided to be the good dad and free Zeke from the shackles that are his stroller harness. I'm telling you, as soon as I did it, that 15-month-old Seabiscuit jumped out, started cackling and went full spring toward the East River. I had to ditch the stroller and the five-year-old just to catch up to him. Luckily, the sample sale sucked and Mrs. Baloney was soon out the door. So, we meander down to the waterfront when Zeke encounters three old Russian ladies on a bench - one of them holding some hairy monstrosity of a dog on the leash. Zeke looked at that mangy mutt, and started yelping "kitty cat. kitty cat. kitty cat!" He then bent over and started at that dog's face - Zeke's face was literally about three inches from the dog's long schnoz and went Zeke went "meow." After a few seconds, Zeke stood up and looked at us laughing. And then he bent over for another round -- only the dog had turned around at this point -- remember, the dog is really, really hairy. So now, Zeke is about three inches from this dog's ass screaming "meow, meow, meow." He never figured out that he was staring at the south end of a north bound mutt, so to speak. He ended up doing it two more times. I was laughing so hard, I was in tears.

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